Why?! It's a waste of bandwidth! 'Course thats only my opinion. Klingon ranks about 5 steps below Esperanto for usefulness.
Let the Geek hordes begin the defense and flame...
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
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Damn you bandit12!
**Shakes Fist violently in display of anger (not self gratification)**
You beat me to it...
More of the same here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3658310.stm
And since you mentioned it (kind of)...does anybody know the name of the main star of the only film made in Esperanto?
**Shakes Fist violently in display of anger (not self gratification)**
You beat me to it...
More of the same here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3658310.stm
And since you mentioned it (kind of)...does anybody know the name of the main star of the only film made in Esperanto?
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Dewey
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver, CO
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
You are all just jealous that your country's publicly funded international radio network, who are usually as serious as cancer, didn't do it.
Come on, it's a LAUGH! And it shows that here in Germany, where TNG is on every weekday, Voyager, DS9 on Saturdays with Sunday repeats and TOS on Sundays, where technobabble or the ability to technobabble reminds everyone of the most highly esteemed profession (engineering), being a geek is okay, socially accepted and beginning to verge on the cool. Nazi-Episode Land (which TV show am I referencing here, anyone, for bonus points?) will soon become geek heaven on Earth. This is just the wakeup call for everyone else: LOOK AT US! WE HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFULL ENGINEERING SECTOR IN THE WORLD! WE ARE GEEKS! LIVE WITH IT! DO SO LONG AND PROSPER!
God, it's good to be able to say that
To drive the point about our different culture home:
We build your motorcycles.
We make your Athlon CPUs.
We build your lathes.
We make your cars.
We. Design. Your. Space. Shuttle. Main. Engines.
DO NOT FUCK WITH OUR FAVOURITE TV-SHOWS.
Come on, it's a LAUGH! And it shows that here in Germany, where TNG is on every weekday, Voyager, DS9 on Saturdays with Sunday repeats and TOS on Sundays, where technobabble or the ability to technobabble reminds everyone of the most highly esteemed profession (engineering), being a geek is okay, socially accepted and beginning to verge on the cool. Nazi-Episode Land (which TV show am I referencing here, anyone, for bonus points?) will soon become geek heaven on Earth. This is just the wakeup call for everyone else: LOOK AT US! WE HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFULL ENGINEERING SECTOR IN THE WORLD! WE ARE GEEKS! LIVE WITH IT! DO SO LONG AND PROSPER!
God, it's good to be able to say that
To drive the point about our different culture home:
We build your motorcycles.
We make your Athlon CPUs.
We build your lathes.
We make your cars.
We. Design. Your. Space. Shuttle. Main. Engines.
DO NOT FUCK WITH OUR FAVOURITE TV-SHOWS.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Dewey
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Which one is it?Gauss wrote:
And since you mentioned it (kind of)...does anybody know the name of the main star of the only film made in Esperanto?
http://us.imdb.com/List
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
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I said I have a big stick.
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Ames
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I...believe that...it was...William Shatner. I must admit I wonder what Kirkambic Pentameter sounds like in Esperanto?Gauss wrote:... name of the main star of the only film made in Esperanto?
Cheers,
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Dewey
- Magnum Jihad
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ROTFL!! I didn't think anyone knew about the special relationship between David and I.DerGolgo wrote:Do you mean this guy?Dewey wrote:Are you a David Hasselhoff fan, too?DerGolgo wrote: DO NOT FUCK WITH OUR FAVOURITE TV-SHOWS.
BTW, it looks like you're pretty skilled with PhotoShop. Maybe you make me some Hasselhoff decals for my bike. Custom graphics really are a must for Aprilias, right Vance?
Dewey
Tuono
Tuono
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Beemer Dan
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DerGolgo
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Actually, most people here think he is a tv series actor. Which equals bein a retarded monkey with a brain fungus fetish.Beemer Dan wrote:
The Germans think David Hasselhoff is a musician...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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negatendo
- Pin Puller
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