UTMC

As I begin my second year of unemployment I occaisionally have flashbacks to my working days and the odd confrontations I used to have with my bosses. These "people" were generally beneath me and not even close to deserving my repect. So, In the spirit of venting I thought I'd start a forum dedicated to voiding our collective spleens. (No names please).

I'll go first.
Fuck you you fat fraud! I'll see your bloated carcass burning in the parking lot, you simpering piece of shit! Your wife left you because you loved your job more than your family! I should know, I just came from there!

Whew, I feel better now! Your turn!

I'll say something about an ex-boss, too:

What the fuck is your problem, you arrogant piece of shit! You are about as qualified for this gig as a pair of old tennis shoes! You cheap attention whore told your highly-qualified staff to make test equipment for endo-vascular neuro-surgical catherters out of meccano! YOU ARE AN ENGINEER! THINK!
How the flying fuckbucket dare you complain about my work when you can't even formulate an assignment and force me to work with entirely unsuitable equipment! How dare you question how many hours I put into a project when you had me work from home because you preferred me using my own, pirated software rather than purchasing another license! What sort of asshat are you, calling me in to give you a rundown of the project status, on a day of which I specifically informed you I had must-attend classes and then let me wait for a fucking hour BECAUSE YOU HAD TO DISCUSS THE COLOUR OF THE COMPANY CARS! WHAT DEBILITATING DESEASE AFFLICTED YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU COULDN'T TELL ME TO MY FACE YOU WERE UNHAPPY WITH MY WORK AND TOLD THE SUPERVISOR OF YOUR SUBSIDIARY-COMPANY WHOSE OFFICES I HAD TO USE INSTEAD?! THESE GUYS WEREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN THE WORK I WAS DOING FOR YOU!! AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FIRST SAY THAT THE PROJECT CAN WAIT TILL AFTER MY EXAMS AND AFTERWARDS EMAIL ME THAT YOU GAVE THE ASSIGNMENT TO SOMEBODY ELSE AND THEN NOT EVEN ANSWER MY EMAILS AFTERWARDS!

I should mention that the aforementioned subsidiary company later hired me and treated me very well and fair. Nice bunch of people, really.

Paul, Even tho your a good person and have good intentions how about you promise us something you can actualy deliver on and stop telling us your pipe dreams are gonna happen and that promotions are on the cards when your just wet dreaming. oh and hire a few undermanagers who could actualy organise a fuck in a whorehouse with a wad of $100 bills hanging out their zipper!

I'm really thankfull for your confidence in me and the trust and responsabilities you gave me (and good paying)

are you crazy ?!?
I gave the adress of this site to my boss, he rides a R1150GS!

The words I have for my bosses would probably cause my keyboard to burst into flames.

...Thus, I am only going to say that I can't wait to get canned (which looks like it's going to happen in the next two weeks), so I can look that fucker straight in the eye and say "Thanks! I'm going to go ride my motorcycle!"

I don't remember who came up with that brilliant line, but whoever it was deserves a beer.

Thinking back to the days when I still worked to make other people rich.

Boss: "Herr Baden, can you come into my office for a moment please?"
Badi: "No, fucker! This is actually the third time today and I'm here to get some real work done, not to have my expensive time wasted by one of your useless rants. So bugger off, stoopid!"
Boss: "Hey, I am your boss and when I tell you ...."
Badi: "I also can go straight to the big cheese and ask him if it's allright that I have to do your job all the time!"
Boss: "You don't dare!"
Badi: "Watch me!"

Actually never happened but I so wish it had. Needless to say that I got my satisfaction later when I learned that 2 weeks after I quitted he got his sorry ass fired.
Since that day I believe in kharma.

I really want to say... " What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ripping my ass for what? Ohhh yea not writing paperwork up on someone that your just going to rip up.... let me guess your going to... what ohh you need me to do your job right now then your going to finish yelling at me... fuck you I quit..." well the best I can do is give my 175 day notice... (yea I know I can't spell, and I've have quite a few beers right now...)

wow here's mine

Boss: hey rick you need to get your sled in the shop it looks like its gonna rain

Me: cool

kinda good to work for an old biker that doesnt have the standard harley prejudice

Give me my mother-fucking paycheck you fucking blood-sucking assholes!
How long does it take you to click a damned button on your fucking computer and transfer electronic funds? Or are your heads too far up your asses?
(It's been 2 damned weeks)!
Turn over the damned funds and no one gets hurt!
(I want to go out tonight).
-Charlotte

My reply WAS ......
If Your going to use big words
GET A DICTIONARY DUMB ASS!!!!
&
I dont give a FUCK how You alls did it in TEXASS!!!!