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This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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spidergirl1nonly
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Inside my insanity
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by spidergirl1nonly » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:44 am
These last few days have been a serious buzz kill for me.
I am not quite sure what the fuck is going on with me, but for some reason my normal happy-go-lucky-fuck-the-world attitude has been squashed by some type of un-known force.
Which one of you put this sick voodoo on me and who can remove it?
Anyway. Anyone have any suggestions to get me out of this funk?
(BTW) It was nice to see some of you last night at the Monkey!
-Charlotte
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
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by wyckedsin » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:12 am
Fire it up, sit on the saddle, grab a fistfull and take it for a RIDE! Wash rinse repaet at every fuel stop.
Sanity has left the building
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
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by Delphia » Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:38 pm
Take a few days off work, sleep in, go for long rides, eat out and ignore reality for a while.
I did it for 2 weeks, Cost me a metric shitload but i felt GREAT!
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Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Contact:
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by badi » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:34 am
Charlotte, you should seriously consider to take yoga classes. It may not help your situation but will definately set your head straight and teach you a better ability to cope with it!
Comes highly recommended
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
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Contact:
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by maniacles » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:54 pm
When life leaves a burning bag of shit on your doorstep, don't stomp it out, throw gas on it! Sooner or later the ass clowns who put it there will come to see how their present worked. Then throw gas on them and offer to put it out with the smoldering shit!
-Makes me smile every time!
AKA Krampus
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
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Contact:
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by rhinoviper » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:25 pm
Have someone who knows you start asking you questions and talking about your life and what may be going on. When those buttons are pushed, release, have a full-on catharsis, fall asleep, and wake up the next morning renewed.
Or just get laid.
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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spidergirl1nonly
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Inside my insanity
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Contact:
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by spidergirl1nonly » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:30 pm
rhinoviper wrote:
Or just get laid.
I think that is precisely what I need! Any volunteers?
J/P
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!
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Gumby
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: on a bump in Colorado
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by Gumby » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:05 pm
Dam bit Im Married
Boobies cure EVERYTHING!!!
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Abadon357
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pittsburgh
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by Abadon357 » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:19 pm
lets see if i leave right now i can get there in hmmmm 36 hrs ,,,that too long ????always one to have a helping ...ummm hand ????
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
