UTMC

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Preliminary


Proliferation


Cinnamon


Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Specificity


British Constitution


Passive-aggressive disorder


Transubstantiate


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you


Nope, no more booze for me


Sorry, but you're not really my type


No kebab for me, thank you


Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?


I'm not interested in fighting you.


Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing


No, I won’t make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.


Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

nah....it would just be to easy

rhinoviper wrote:
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I actually tried that one, once.....but I was only moderately drunk.



Something that, for some, is difficult to say when drunk is:

Pissed

Extra points who know who I am referring to.

Shit! I can hardly say half those things while I'm sober!
J/P!

"Chubby Bunnies" especially with a mouthful of marshmellows.