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Rhino's last thread brought to mind a conundrum or two. I once pondered them for days, nay weeks, but couldn't bring myself to any conclusion.

So, I shall put it to you all to help me find an answer:

Number one:

Would it be correct to consider the desire to eat pussy after smoking weed as "munchies"?

Number two:

If one were to built a time-machine, travel back in time an hour and then make love to oneself, would it be masturbation?

DerGolgo wrote:Rhino's last thread brought to mind a conundrum or two. I once pondered them for days, nay weeks, but couldn't bring myself to any conclusion.

So, I shall put it to you all to help me find an answer:

Number one:

Would it be correct to consider the desire to eat pussy after smoking weed as "munchies"?

Number two:

If one were to built a time-machine, travel back in time an hour and then make love to oneself, would it be masturbation?

Note to self: Don't go posting on forums if you just come from bartending the student dorm's watering hole.