It aint easy being a man
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:46 am
Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a
pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male
chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard
there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If
you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass
and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't,
you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she
makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If
you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If
you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be
someone else.
This might be funnier if it wasnt true
pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male
chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard
there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If
you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass
and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't,
you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she
makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If
you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If
you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be
someone else.
This might be funnier if it wasnt true
