UTMC

I realize sex sells, but isn't this a bit obvious?

spunk (spŭngk)
n.
Informal. Spirit; pluck.
Punk, touchwood, or other tinder.
Vulgar Slang. Ejaculated semen.

Now, which would fit in a bottle.....

DerGolgo wrote:spunk (sp?ngk)
n.
Informal. Spirit; pluck.
Punk, touchwood, or other tinder.
Vulgar Slang. Ejaculated semen.

Now, which would fit in a bottle.....

>/beavus voice<

hehe...he said touchwood! hehe....get it? TOUCH...WOOD! hehe..

>/end beavus voice<

Sorry, stupid genius at work here. Let me rephrase that: I'm not getting it!

She can't live without sperm? Okay, first, without sperm no one of us would be alive, right? So, you see, I don't get it!

badi wrote:Sorry, stupid genius at work here. Let me rephrase that: I'm not getting it!

She can't live without sperm? Okay, first, without sperm no one of us would be alive, right? So, you see, I don't get it!

Don't let the prudish Americans hear that.....

Quite clearly: her hair needs it, to stay in place.

*runs from speeding tampon truck trying to kill him*

And now, if someone could be so nice and finally enlighten me, puh-leeeze!
WTF is spunk???

badi wrote:And now, if someone could be so nice and finally enlighten me, puh-leeeze!
WTF is spunk???

Cum, semen, ejaculate, baby batter, genetic protein shake….

Photo wrote:Quite clearly: her hair needs it, to stay in place.

I'm reminded of There's Something About Mary! "Wha'? Where'd it go??"

Huh Huh, it says spunk

You guys are such nerds!
I love it!

spidergirl1nonly wrote:You guys are such nerds!
I love it!

Excuse me? I take great offense at that. I, for one, am not only a geek, I prefir the title Ubergeek! Thank you very much.

And you wear a bowtie.

/RM

A plaid bowtie with a striped suit, no less... and your wife thinks you're gay... HA!

Okay, you muthafuckah's (note my language use to enhance my "street-cred" )need to lay off the bow-tie.
Bogey wore bow-ties.


Indiana Jones (you know, the guy most of you think is the only one ever to wear a Fedora) wore bow-ties.

But it's not the throwback fashion tendancies I have that make me a geek; no, it's the fact that I know that Indiana Jones wore bow-ties that makes me a geek. So enough already, can't you accept me for my mind? [/i]

Ames wrote:Okay, you muthafuckah's (note my language use to enhance my "street-cred" )need to lay off the bow-tie.
Bogey wore bow-ties.


Indiana Jones (you know, the guy most of you think is the only one ever to wear a Fedora) wore bow-ties.

But it's not the throwback fashion tendancies I have that make me a geek; no, it's the fact that I know that Indiana Jones wore bow-ties that makes me a geek. So enough already, can't you accept me for my mind? [/i]

Relax, Ames.
It is futile to make such arguments towards "norms".
They lack the mental capacity required to truly understand that some people choose to achieve an existence beyond those things ordinary, who prefer a challenge of the mind to a challenge of the body. They fail to understand that a brain, properly used, can be as much fun, if not on occasion more fun, than the stimulation of any other body part. Let them remain in the prisons of their carbon sacks filled with water rather than travelling the vast ocean of the mind.

so did Stev Urkel, Mr. Rogers, and Blinky the Clown...

But it's his mind we're worried about!

/RM

Ames I can accept you for your mind....cept when you wear those tight leather pants