The best application for employment ever!
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:53 am
Application for Employment:
1. Your full name: ___________________
2. Your address: ____________________
3. What position are you applying for?: (check all that apply)
a) Sex slave
b) Love eternal
c) ^&%$ buddy
d) Position is negotiable
e) All of the above
f) Fill in the blank: _____________
4. What qualities do you possess to fulfill the duties listed above?
5. What experience can you bring to the position in which you are applying?
6. List any special skills/schooling that you may have received that you feel may make you a successful candidate for the position in which you are applying:
7. List your references here: (We will check them thoroughly! LOL!)
8. Would you be willing to submit to a company requested physical? (If yes, skip to question 10)
9. If no, why? (Our doctor's are really gentle).
10.All applicants considered for this position must be able to work a flexible schedule. List the times you are not available to work:
11.All applicants considered for this position will be required to perform certain strenuous activities. Do you have any medical issues that may limit your ability to perform?
Thank you for your interest in employment in my firm. Your application will be given heavy consideration, and myself, or one of my representatives will contact you if you qualify.
(This is only intended to be a joke. Fill out and return at your own descretion and/or desire).
1. Your full name: ___________________
2. Your address: ____________________
3. What position are you applying for?: (check all that apply)
a) Sex slave
b) Love eternal
c) ^&%$ buddy
d) Position is negotiable
e) All of the above
f) Fill in the blank: _____________
4. What qualities do you possess to fulfill the duties listed above?
5. What experience can you bring to the position in which you are applying?
6. List any special skills/schooling that you may have received that you feel may make you a successful candidate for the position in which you are applying:
7. List your references here: (We will check them thoroughly! LOL!)
8. Would you be willing to submit to a company requested physical? (If yes, skip to question 10)
9. If no, why? (Our doctor's are really gentle).
10.All applicants considered for this position must be able to work a flexible schedule. List the times you are not available to work:
11.All applicants considered for this position will be required to perform certain strenuous activities. Do you have any medical issues that may limit your ability to perform?
Thank you for your interest in employment in my firm. Your application will be given heavy consideration, and myself, or one of my representatives will contact you if you qualify.
(This is only intended to be a joke. Fill out and return at your own descretion and/or desire).
