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Delphia
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Decisions Decisions

Post by Delphia » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:18 am

My new gf and I are going strong. in 3 months im probably moving the 1000km to live with her.

But I have to decide what to do with my project bike.

but it either sits in the shed up here, i drag it down there and it does sod all or i register it and its a financial drain. when i move down there im probably going to get a crappy little job and do some courses.

I havent been riding in ages and i do miss it. I dont want to sell the bike cause I dont know when ill be able to afford a new one, but keeping it makes as little of a financial sence as keeping it.


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Gumby
Magnum Jihad
Location: on a bump in Colorado

Post by Gumby » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:43 pm

FOR YOUR SAKE KEEP,KEEP,KEEP,KEEP,KEEP,KEEP,KEEP,KEEP,Your Bike!
There is nothing like the kick in the balls of regrete! :shock:
leave it for now and go get it when You are on Your feet
Boobies cure EVERYTHING!!!

maniacles
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Post by maniacles » Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:51 pm

Bikes will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no bike.

(sorry there Freak Brothers!)
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xtian
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Post by xtian » Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:52 pm

stock them somewhere, for 10 years if you must but keep them
I'm not really from around here.

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Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:34 pm

If the bike can be made whole again, I'd vote for keeping it too.

@Maniacles -I'm sure Gilbert Shelton wouldn't mind if you paraphrased that great Freewheelin' Franklin maxim. Afterall, he published his work through the RIPOFF Press. (Sidenote-If I ever get a cat, I want to name him "F. Fredrick Skitty") That's the straight DOPE. Ah-h-h-ah-ah-ah-a-a-a!

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Abadon357
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Post by Abadon357 » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:50 am

keep the bike
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,

anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:17 am

Always keep the bike... remember the bike will always be there fo you and is always happy to see you...
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