UTMC

The other night I awoke in a cold sweat... My bikes were acting like my relationships with girls... They never worked regardless of what I did... They would work alittle and then leave me in the middle of nowhere... And everytime I fell back to sleep it would happen again... What a nightmare, the one constant good thing is my bikes and they were failing me... I think you guys can relate...

Bright side, at least they weren't cheating on you...oops, hope that doesn't get added in.

No, I have no idea what you're talking about....

breathe slowly and calmly they arent really doing that