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I do not like bacon.
I did say that,but in a negative sense, as there were no other meat choices but bacon, and was slightly disappointed.

Fuck You!!!!!!



OK I feel better,no I am not really angry, I just noticed something that I needed to clear up for the benefit of all

"Gopher, Everett?"

It's such a great quote though!

I do appreciate that I am quoteable

I do love you all

Now Sausage, that's a meat
So is Corned Beef

You. Don't. Like. Bacon?

Sausage is a bacon byproduct, like pork cops, ham, hot dogs and dog food. It's just that it would be awfully wasteful to just throw away the rest of the animal after we killed it for it's bacon.

rolly wrote:You. Don't. Like. Bacon?

Sausage is a bacon byproduct, like pork cops, ham, hot dogs and dog food. It's just that it would be awfully wasteful to just throw away the rest of the animal after we killed it for it's bacon.

I have had your Bacon, and it is better than ours, not talking about the hammy stuff that passes as Canadian bacon here in the States, but honest to goodness Canadian Bacon brought to a Rally by actual Canadians, Ian and Michelle, specifically.

TV200 wrote:Now Sausage, that's a meat

...and you still wonder why you get the nickname...

Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"

No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...

My chef friend is working on a cookbook called:

"EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BACON AND BUTTER
except chocolate ice cream"

Thems are words to live by.

leftlaneguy wrote:

Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"

No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...

Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...

For those that didn't see any of my pics from Portland (Flying 15 Spring Opener thread), behold:

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/mattblomgre ... 8450"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/mattblomgren/R_JQ ... G_0052.jpg" /></a>


Best donutish product I have ever consumed in my life.

I swear, I just stumble on this shit online. I don't go looking for it.

Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.

And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"




--Jaeger

Jaeger wrote:I swear, I just stumble on this shit online. I don't go looking for it.

Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.

And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"




--Jaeger

Well, maybe that bacon is OK

Me, I've actually forgiven bacon.

Sockpuppet wrote:http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/

WTF was that? Its catchy...

Here, piggy piggy piggy...




--Jaeger

--Jaeger

guitargeek wrote:

leftlaneguy wrote:

Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"

No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...

Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...

That movie will always be great--one of my top 10 in perpetuity.

Jaeger wrote:


Here, piggy piggy piggy...




--Jaeger

Jaeger, is that a non-beard on you?

Antihog wrote:

guitargeek wrote:

leftlaneguy wrote:

Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"

No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...

Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...

That movie will always be great--one of my top 10 in perpetuity.

Same here. Along with "big lebowski"

I have a shelf in my movie-room with the essentials...
A partial list:

o brother
big lebowski
mad max
blade runner
forrest gump
the battlestar series (new)
sling blade
angel heart
arlington road
pirates otc
resivoir dogs
dracula (gary oldman)
and others...

SomeMook wrote:

Sockpuppet wrote:http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/

WTF was that? Its catchy...

+1

Dude... WAY too catchy.

"Po-ork, it's the meat of kings...."


damn. it'll be in my head the rest of the day, thanks.

leftlaneguy wrote:

SomeMook wrote:

Sockpuppet wrote:http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/

WTF was that? Its catchy...

+1

Dude... WAY too catchy.

I think that one might make it onto my ipod.

BTW, anyone who lives near Texas want to go try this so I can live vicariously through you?

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZfbTO0GlONU&hl ... ram><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZfbTO0GlONU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Sodalak has three restaurants...and they all freaking rock.

If you go to the one in Snook, or the one in Bryan, make sure to go hungry, and order the SMALL.

Order the small *what*, you say?

Whatever it is, order it SMALL. The steak, the potato, the appetizer, whatever. If you have a size choice, order the *small*, because i don't care HOW big, corn-fed and hungry you are, you are not finishing the large.

This is why I have bacon on my home page.
www.bltproductions.com
I make a grilled porkchop meal I call Uncle Saul's, "pork so good that even your old jewish uncle Saul would eat it." Please don't don't throw rocks. This is not antisemitic. Only a measurement of how good the meal is. Carcoal grilled porkchops with a cranberry glaze. So when one of you show up in my neck of the woods that's what is served.

Just a question: I was clicking through random Wikipedia articles the other day and ended up on the map of Georgia.
So, who here has actually reserved a burial plot on the border between Coffe County and Bacon County?

Since there is no bacon section, I'll just have to add it here.

Last night's Top Chef finale, included a desert of fried banana slice with BACON FUCKING ICE CREAM!!! Although the judges actually enjoyed the ice cream, the chef did not win the competition.

I want bacon ice cream so bad now.

I had bacon scallion creamcheese the other day.
Not sure but, I think it made me sick.

Totally worth it.

RevCBL wrote:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stove_ownership.png

Holy shit that's funny! And true...

XKCD is an awesome comic strip; allthough I don't understand a lot of it. (math)