My Great Danes and I respectfully suggest you go
POUND SALT!!!!!
-Rench
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Cat Lovers?
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Cat Lovers?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/ ... marts-cats
My Great Danes and I respectfully suggest you go
POUND SALT!!!!!
-Rench
My Great Danes and I respectfully suggest you go
POUND SALT!!!!!
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
RevCBL wrote:I hear Great Danes are pretty useful animals. My friend who runs the slobber factory swears by them.
MeetTheParents wrote: Jack: "Greg, how come you don't like cats?" Greg: "I don't not like cats I just, I just prefer dogs. I mean I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know - come home, they're wagging their little tails, happy to see you." Jack: "So you need that assurance do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?" Greg: "I..." Jack: "You see Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection, they don't sell out the way dogs do." Greg: "...Huh."
R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated
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elem
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: murderapplesauce, mn
- Contact:
i don't know. i've got cat that will open tupperware to get at food. granted, he's not pulling things closer to himself, but i think it shows some sort of reasoning. as in:
food's in there
*swat swat swat*
food's still in there
*bite gnaw swat*
food's still in there
*bite scratch leg kick*
FOOD!
he eats whatever he can get his paws on. think it's because he was a street cat before i took him in.
oh, and my other one can play a drum machine
food's in there
*swat swat swat*
food's still in there
*bite gnaw swat*
food's still in there
*bite scratch leg kick*
FOOD!
he eats whatever he can get his paws on. think it's because he was a street cat before i took him in.
oh, and my other one can play a drum machine
not the first, not the last
not the future, nor the past
not the future, nor the past
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Yesterday at work we were talking about cats v dogs.
How come people havent bred housecats for size, like we have with dogs?
Imagine a 75 pound tabby pawing at your nose in the morning.
YOU! WAKE UP! FEED ME!
How come people havent bred housecats for size, like we have with dogs?
Imagine a 75 pound tabby pawing at your nose in the morning.
YOU! WAKE UP! FEED ME!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Check out the Savanna cat, down bred from the African Serval.........piccini9 wrote:Yesterday at work we were talking about cats v dogs.
How come people havent bred housecats for size, like we have with dogs?
Imagine a 75 pound tabby pawing at your nose in the morning.
YOU! WAKE UP! FEED ME!
or the Bengal down bred out of the Asian Lepord cat, there's a few other wild domestic breeds.......
Generally not that heavy but can be rather tall in the legs and wicked smart........ someday maybe I'll get one.........
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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- Pâté de Foie Gras
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'nuff said
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Cat Lovers?
Either of my cats could eat all your goof-ass great danes's faces off in two minutes flat, and not skip a purr. Starting with Lizzie, my widdle babygirl:Rench wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/ ... marts-cats
My Great Danes and I respectfully suggest you go
POUND SALT!!!!!
-Rench
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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click
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Rio Rancho, NM
I have yet to be mauled by a cat. I do however have a beautiful scar on my face from a great dane. And no, I did not provoke it, but I will give you the fact that the dog was disturbed and killing cats and other furry creatures* before it found me to chew on.
*thanks to Nair and Shick I am no longer a furry creature, though still Italian!
*thanks to Nair and Shick I am no longer a furry creature, though still Italian!
The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it
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Oscar Wilde
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
Keyboard cat says, "Fuck you!"
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Man, do I ever love kitties.
That's one of mine. I've had her for about 15 years now.
That's one of mine. I've had her for about 15 years now.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
She's BEAUTIFUL! She's the one who was hiding when I came over. Sorry that my dog scared your other kitty.TV200 wrote:Man, do I ever love kitties.
That's one of mine. I've had her for about 15 years now.
My cat, Tink, went into hiding when we adopted our dog. She's now moved herself to the upstairs permanently. I hate that she won't come downstairs and socialize at all any more, but you just can't rationalize with a cat. Even though I tell her the dog loves her and won't kill her and is just a big goofy dog, she doesn't buy it for one second.
I usually only see her now peeking out from under the bed or playing in the upstairs hallway.
Hell on Wheels
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evolsqrrl
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Philadelphia
- Contact:
but will your cat wear silly hats?
or sailor scarfs?
I just work here
http://www.sourpussclothing.com
http://www.sourpussclothing.com
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
Tinky has a bandanna, but it slips over her collar - she doesn't wear her collar in the house usually, I only put it on her when she goes to the vet (and for these pictures)
Somewhere on my computer at home I have a picture of her with folded laundry piled up on top of her a-la StuffOnMyCat
This cat is not Tinky:
Somewhere on my computer at home I have a picture of her with folded laundry piled up on top of her a-la StuffOnMyCat
This cat is not Tinky:
Hell on Wheels
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Cat v rottweiler
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"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
HI MONKEY!!!!!!evolsqrrl wrote:
but will your cat wear silly hats?
or sailor scarfs?
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.