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rc26
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Fuck you boss man...

Post by rc26 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:23 am

...is what I'm thinking every time I walk through the door of my employer.

Since I found out I'm being laid off...I have absolutely no motivation to come here.

I have PTO time built up, in the last 2 weeks I've called in hooky 4 times, using it in order to get paid for it.

Pre layoff notice I had a job that I absolutely loved, people that I like working with...motivated to come to work.
Shit changes...fast.
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Post by rolly » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:33 am

Fuck em!

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Post by guitargeek » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:44 am

Fuck 'em twice!
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:40 am

I hope you don't need a reference from your boss.


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Post by rc26 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:10 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:I hope you don't need a reference from your boss


Those of us who are being laid off were asked not to say anything until our president made an announcement, well...that was 2 weeks ago. Our COO finally held a quick all hands meeting this am.

He went onto let everyone know what's going on, mentioned that the 4 of us who are being let go, he's sorry it happened, blah, blah, blah. All because of a consolidation thing...and that we "didn't hit our numbers" for the first quarter. Now we are back on our numbers and he doesn't see why we have to go.
The company that bought us is planning to hire more developers and other staff positions.

They say that we are not hitting numbers, then we are profitable again....will be hiring developers, increasing our staff from 55 to 75 by the end of the year.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:59 am

Fuck em in their goat ass I say. I was laid off on a wednesday, told my last day was the following Monday, then my boss handed me my severance check along with a letter stating the conditions of my unemployment (i.e. what compensation I had for PTO and such). Once my boss left the jobsite I packed my office, shook hands with my coworkers and never saw any of them again. If you've got your money and walking papers, tell them you are going to the beach, and they are welcome to come with you so they can pack sand in their ass. Offer to provide the hammer.
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Post by rc26 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:20 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Fuck em in their goat ass I say. I was laid off on a wednesday, told my last day was the following Monday, then my boss handed me my severance check along with a letter stating the conditions of my unemployment (i.e. what compensation I had for PTO and such). Once my boss left the jobsite I packed my office, shook hands with my coworkers and never saw any of them again. If you've got your money and walking papers, tell them you are going to the beach, and they are welcome to come with you so they can pack sand in their ass. Offer to provide the hammer.
Not a bad idea...

It just yanks my chain to hear about the 20 developers they'll be hiring in the next 6 months. I really can see the consolidation thing...acctg...HR...IT.

Part of what today is all about...gotta get over it I guess.
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Post by tucko » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:23 pm

rolly wrote:Fuck em!
Well, I got laid off at 8:00 this morning. I've been at this sheet metal shop for a little over 4 years, and have been wanting to leave for the last year at least. But.....It was 3 miles from my house. In L.A, that's a BIG plus, so I sucked it up and continued to work there. I've had a few other offers over the last few months, but I stuck it out.
This afternoon, one of my other offers called, and he wants me to start work on Monday. This guy is an old friend of mine who decided to open up his own Sheet metal shop, and I'll basically be his #1 Journeyman. Although it's quite a ways from home, I'll hopefully be looking at a company truck, etc and a chance to be a part of a new up-and-coming company.

Why do so many companies downsize by getting rid of key people and keeping all the losers, flakes, and ex cons? It seems like a business plan in reverse.....O well. Fuck em.
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Post by monstergirl » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:28 pm

Wow. Well, it certainly says something that you have another offer immediately. Good on ya.

I'm going through similar shit, except that my managers are bending over backwards to keep me and my coworker around. I'm also fighting it via our union. My position is not eliminated, but I'm getting bumped by someone more senior, but less experienced and talented. Some guy bumps me and I can bump my coworker. Sucky since we are kinda friends and have worked in the same group for the last two years. Our group spent last Friday on his boat. So I'm super uncomfortable bumping him, but he knows I have to cause I've got a mortgage to pay, as does he. Managers are finding grant money to keep my coworker around, but it's still all sucky.

I hope you enjoy your new job, even with the crappy commute.

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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:49 pm

I'm working for a subcontractor at the moment on a big job; the Boss Man (for whom we're subbing) was showing some reps around the "project" and pointed out to them that my boss did all of the stuff that I fucking did. And he knows I made all of that stuff with my own two hands. Just because I'm working for someone doesn't mean I'm just some dude schlepping away for a paycheck. I picked up all my tools and left.

I hate that shit. It's one thing not to be acknowleged for your work but to have the credit given to someone else is over the top.
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Post by rc26 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:07 am

Others in the same boat as me. Given the times, it seems to be the norm.

Good deal on getting the new job right away. I'd like to get a couple of weeks of screwing off in, then back into a job making $.

I had a hell of a time getting myself motivated to come in this morning. I'm finding that it's getting harder as my last day approaches. My lack of attention to detail for the job has gone out the window too. Maintain...maintain...it'll be over soon.
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