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The Joys of Accupuncture
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
The Joys of Accupuncture
So I had been wanting to try accupuncture ever since I was a kid.
But not just being stuck with needles to aleviate pain, the full on burninig incense on the needles meditative accupuncture that you see Buddhists doing.
A couple of weeks ago Denise surprised me by making an appointment for me to go to this new place right here in my neighborhood.
It was the coolest thing EVER!!!
I have never been more relaxed or slept better in my life.
Today is my third appointment in a month.
Denise thinks I'm getting high, I come home with a huge grin on my face and I'm usually all spaced out for a couple hours.
Yall should try it.
</RANT>
But not just being stuck with needles to aleviate pain, the full on burninig incense on the needles meditative accupuncture that you see Buddhists doing.
A couple of weeks ago Denise surprised me by making an appointment for me to go to this new place right here in my neighborhood.
It was the coolest thing EVER!!!
I have never been more relaxed or slept better in my life.
Today is my third appointment in a month.
Denise thinks I'm getting high, I come home with a huge grin on my face and I'm usually all spaced out for a couple hours.
Yall should try it.
</RANT>
I am the El Duce performance package!
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Accupuncture fixed the tendonitis in my arm when the docs couldn't do it with shots.
It may be voodoo, but I don't care. The shit WORKS. That's the only metric I require.
--Jaeger
It may be voodoo, but I don't care. The shit WORKS. That's the only metric I require.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
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a month ago I would have somewhat agreed with you.RevCBL wrote:I usually think of this stuff as hippie bullshit
I've done the Chiropracter thing once or twice and I'm convinced they are total quacks, but when I went into the Accupuncturist I wasn't looking to be healed, I was just looking for a spiritual lift I guess I'd call it. And it did that 100%.
Today I fealt like I had melded with the chair it's molecules and mine had become one. Upon leaving David, the accupuncturist, said he tried to wake me three times but I was out, I told him I was totally conscious of everything going on around me, I just couldn't respond.
I even told him I heard him knock the towel rack over in the bathroom two doors down the hall. He was amazed. As am I.
I am the El Duce performance package!
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Jonette Nepolitano of Concrete Blond convinced me to try it for my "Bass Players Shoulder". I haven't done it yet, but I'm scheduling an appointment for this month.
She swears it's the only thing that's been able to help her back/shoulder pain.
She swears it's the only thing that's been able to help her back/shoulder pain.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
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Douchebag name droppper.....GrooveMonkey wrote:Jonette Nepolitano of Concrete Blond convinced me to try it for my "Bass Players Shoulder". I haven't done it yet, but I'm scheduling an appointment for this month.
She swears it's the only thing that's been able to help her back/shoulder pain.
God I love her.
God I hate you for knowing her.
I am the El Duce performance package!
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
MotorCityN8 wrote:Douchebag name droppper.....GrooveMonkey wrote:Jonette Nepolitano of Concrete Blond convinced me to try it for my "Bass Players Shoulder". I haven't done it yet, but I'm scheduling an appointment for this month.
She swears it's the only thing that's been able to help her back/shoulder pain.
God I love her.
God I hate you for knowing her.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
The Homeland Security Secretary?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Napolitano
Really though, accupuncture does work.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Napolitano
Really though, accupuncture does work.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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+1MotorCityN8 wrote:Douchebag name droppper.....GrooveMonkey wrote:Jonette Nepolitano of Concrete Blond convinced me to try it for my "Bass Players Shoulder". I haven't done it yet, but I'm scheduling an appointment for this month.
She swears it's the only thing that's been able to help her back/shoulder pain.
God I love her.
God I hate you for knowing her.
I so want her voice on my answering machine.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Agreed, gentlemen. And good call w/r/t the answering machine.Sisyphus wrote:+1MotorCityN8 wrote: Douchebag name droppper.....
God I love her.
God I hate you for knowing her.
I so want her voice on my answering machine.
...Bajo la luna mexicana...
*sigh*
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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