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guitargeek
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A SCALPING!

Post by guitargeek » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:12 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by SpecialK » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:28 pm

Nice, thats gotta feel good. Let that shit air out!
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Post by rolly » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:45 pm

Wow, that's gotta be a big change! Cool.

Nice choice of music by the way. Fan of the Shadowy Men?

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Groove
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Post by Groove » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Now go try to move your helmet around on your head. It might take a day or two, but the stubble acts like velcro!
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Post by Priest » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:18 pm

Sweet!

I also cut off my Jesus Christ Pose hair yesterday!

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:20 pm

Nice work!
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Post by ghost » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:43 pm

Locks of Love?
Loud pipes impede cell phone conversations.

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Post by monstergirl » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:44 pm

WOW!
Now THOSE are some Locks of Love!!

So are you starting all over for the next scalping?

I think you look younger with no hair.
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:46 pm

reflectedstatic wrote:Locks of Love?
That's what I did with the last crop, but I might sell this one. I needs me some moneys...
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by deaconblooz » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:57 pm

That's great, GG. I knew you did this periodically, but when I saw the word "scalping" I thought it was more metaphorically than actuality.

After looking at the vid...Scalping it is!!!! Nice work.
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Post by ghost » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:00 pm

guitargeek wrote:
reflectedstatic wrote:Locks of Love?
That's what I did with the last crop, but I might sell this one. I needs me some moneys...
I was not aware that that was an option, though of course it makes sense. And fair enough. Broke sucks.

monstergirl wrote:...

I think you look younger with no hair.
That makes two of us.
Loud pipes impede cell phone conversations.

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Post by Priest » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:06 pm

Younger, and maybe in need of a smaller helmet. :lol: Mine just got a half-size too big.

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Post by GOSTAZ » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:44 am

Wow, big change! Nice for the summer time. Never seen a scalping, that was badass. :D
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:36 am

Fuck almighty, boy, you got a big-ass round head.

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Post by goose » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:40 am

so that's where they've been hiding "Mr. Clean".

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Post by guitargeek » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:27 am

It was just time, my hair was about 40 inches long. I was sick of digging out the shower drain. It's also a drag when I get a stray hair around my face inside my helmet and it tickles me to distraction, but what's worse is when I get a stray hair in my underpants and it wraps around my manly bits.
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:55 am

AND THEN THE ORAL SEX!!!!

No, it's not relevant, but it's what pops into my mind every time I see the title of this thread.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Post by Zim » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:29 am

BBC. Welcome to the No Hair Club for Men.

Are you keeping it Gone, or letting it grow back?
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:43 am

I think I'll go around bald for a while, like I did last time. Maybe try some fun stuff when it starts to grow back...

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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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