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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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YAY The Mail is Here
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
YAY The Mail is Here
I just heard the mailman coming down the street. I hate being unemployed, I am so fucking bored...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
I think I'm going to sell a bike to fund something to do. The only thing that has been really killing me is the fact that I now have the time to put the unrunners on the road, just not the cash to buy parts.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
get a job you slackers!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: YAY The Mail is Here
Bigshankhank wrote:I just heard the mailman coming down the street. I hate being unemployed, I am so fucking bored...
Welcome to my world.......
Been unemployed since September..........
2007!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I am in the exact same boat. Irony has a harsh taste...The Shifty Jesus wrote:I think I'm going to sell a bike to fund something to do. The only thing that has been really killing me is the fact that I now have the time to put the unrunners on the road, just not the cash to buy parts.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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monstergirl
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Olympia
- Contact:
So that's what it's like? ugghhh.
I'm hanging from a noose and the chair may topple at any moment. My immediate managers are fighting tooth and nail to keep me and my coworker, instead of being replaced (bumped via our awesome union rules) by two people who are totally unqualified for our jobs but have more seniority.
Worst thing is one of the people trying to take my job is a friend and I know she lied on her application (that we all had to fill out to assess our skills) so she would be qualified for my job.
I'm fighting tooth and nail and trying to prove these two monkeys lied, but I don't know if it will work.
If not, maybe we can all get an IM group together and hang out in the virtual unemployment line.
I'm hanging from a noose and the chair may topple at any moment. My immediate managers are fighting tooth and nail to keep me and my coworker, instead of being replaced (bumped via our awesome union rules) by two people who are totally unqualified for our jobs but have more seniority.
Worst thing is one of the people trying to take my job is a friend and I know she lied on her application (that we all had to fill out to assess our skills) so she would be qualified for my job.
I'm fighting tooth and nail and trying to prove these two monkeys lied, but I don't know if it will work.
If not, maybe we can all get an IM group together and hang out in the virtual unemployment line.
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Doesn't sound like much of a "friend" to me...monstergirl wrote:So that's what it's like? ugghhh.
I'm hanging from a noose and the chair may topple at any moment. My immediate managers are fighting tooth and nail to keep me and my coworker, instead of being replaced (bumped via our awesome union rules) by two people who are totally unqualified for our jobs but have more seniority.
Worst thing is one of the people trying to take my job is a friend and I know she lied on her application (that we all had to fill out to assess our skills) so she would be qualified for my job.
I'm fighting tooth and nail and trying to prove these two monkeys lied, but I don't know if it will work.
If not, maybe we can all get an IM group together and hang out in the virtual unemployment line.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Yeah, the first few months are being labeled as "Funemployment". I am beyond that stage unfortunately, firmly in the "Recessedrin Headache" stage.The Shifty Jesus wrote:Actually it's pretty damn awesome for 3-4 months! Really.monstergirl wrote:So that's what it's like? ugghhh./
After that it's not so bad, then it can get kinda sucky.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Funny, I dread the mail. Not like good news shows up................. just bills.
Oh, I'm on furlough again too............
Oh, I'm on furlough again too............
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Sorry to hear that Mtne! I too am dangling by a thread and no, nothing good ever comes in an envelope for me either. Economy bites!mtne wrote:Funny, I dread the mail. Not like good news shows up................. just bills.
Oh, I'm on furlough again too............
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9