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The king is dead, long live the king.....
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
The king is dead, long live the king.....
King of Pop takes a dirt nap.....
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-j ... ac-arrest/
Sky Saxon, Farrah and now MJ. Who's next?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-j ... ac-arrest/
Sky Saxon, Farrah and now MJ. Who's next?
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
talented yes.... and his influence in pop music cannot be denied. But the man was a freak . . . Now that he's dead, I'm betting we get the tell all books from the "now" adult kids that were bought off.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: The king is dead, long live the king.....
Jeff Goldblum apparently.motorpsycho67 wrote:King of Pop takes a dirt nap.....
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-j ... ac-arrest/
Sky Saxon, Farrah and now MJ. Who's next?
http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetcher.com/n ... ealand.php
EDIT: Nevermind, hoax. I'm so gullible.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- Flatline
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- elem
- Maltov Rattlecan
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Re: The king is dead, long live the king.....
the internet was trying to convince people that harrison ford died too.calamari kid wrote: Jeff Goldblum apparently.
EDIT: Nevermind, hoax. I'm so gullible.
personally i don't care that some whacked-out celebrity shuffled off the coil. i didn't know him, but i can still listen to his music whenever i want. "don't stop 'til you get enough"
not the first, not the last
not the future, nor the past
not the future, nor the past
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smashinator
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Moto_Myotis
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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I'm actually surprised how many people I know who loved Michael Jackson. I had a Jackson Five record when I was a little kid, a hand-me-down from this cousin or that, but I never cared for his solo work at all (save for Eddie Van Halen's part in "Beat It"). I just got a creepy vibe off the guy way back in the early 80s, and I thought his music was pretty cheesy.
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Ames
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- Disastermined
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The Thriller 12" single is the first 12" I ever bought - I had no idea what it was, thought it was some different form of the album.Moto_Myotis wrote:This really ages me, but I was a zombie for three Halloweens in a row because of the Thriller video. That record was the first I ever bought.
I think I still have that at my mom's house.
I think it's a shame his death is overshadowing Farrah's death.
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goose
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Neither contributed much to my life. Feeling old here, but confident and proud that Thriller was never in my music collection. I scored with my first album purchase.... London Calling. Damn Moto.... Let's ride to your mom's digs and do burnouts on your Thriller platter.Vespalina wrote:The Thriller 12" single is the first 12" I ever bought - I had no idea what it was, thought it was some different form of the album.Moto_Myotis wrote:This really ages me, but I was a zombie for three Halloweens in a row because of the Thriller video. That record was the first I ever bought.
I think I still have that at my mom's house.
I think it's a shame his death is overshadowing Farrah's death.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
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- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
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So I have a few thoughts on all of this...
I can admit that MJ's Victory tour was the first concert I ever went to.
I can also admit that I sat and watched as he unleashed the Moonwalk on the world.
I can also admit that after that I stood in front of my TV trying to imitate it for hours.
The man was prolific.
He single handedly revolutionized music as we now know it forever.
Between his musical talent, his dancing talent and the production value of his videos he will live on for ever as a pop LEGEND.
He was never proven to be a pedafile. He probably was, but without the proof, he was just a weird guy.
Truth be told, I feel sorry for him.
Question:
Will MJ's death have the same effect on the masses as Elvis' or Lennon's?
I think it will be much bigger.
I can admit that MJ's Victory tour was the first concert I ever went to.
I can also admit that I sat and watched as he unleashed the Moonwalk on the world.
I can also admit that after that I stood in front of my TV trying to imitate it for hours.
The man was prolific.
He single handedly revolutionized music as we now know it forever.
Between his musical talent, his dancing talent and the production value of his videos he will live on for ever as a pop LEGEND.
He was never proven to be a pedafile. He probably was, but without the proof, he was just a weird guy.
Truth be told, I feel sorry for him.
Question:
Will MJ's death have the same effect on the masses as Elvis' or Lennon's?
I think it will be much bigger.
I am the El Duce performance package!
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Fuck that, I'm still creeped out by Michael Jackson.
And his music was weak.
I'll freely admit that my first thought on hearing of his death was, "So long, kid fucker."
And his music was weak.
I'll freely admit that my first thought on hearing of his death was, "So long, kid fucker."
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
And the thought of grouping him in with Elvis or John Lennon is laughable. Elvis was a great performer (especially in the early days) and Lennon was a great song writer. They both put out great, durable music that broke new ground and challenged perceptions. Michael Jackson was just another pop star who came up with some faddish dance steps.
There's really no comparison.
There's really no comparison.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Sisyphus
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- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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The real cause of MJ's heart attack?
He was running to WalMart. He heard they had boys pants half off!
Actually it wasn't a heart attack at all. Food poisoning. He ate a 12 year old wiener.
Yes I already know I'm going to hell.
He was running to WalMart. He heard they had boys pants half off!
Actually it wasn't a heart attack at all. Food poisoning. He ate a 12 year old wiener.
Yes I already know I'm going to hell.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
If there is a hell, Michael Jackson is doing an album there with GG Allin.thrasherbill wrote:Yes I already know I'm going to hell.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
How myopic.guitargeek wrote:And the thought of grouping him in with Elvis or John Lennon is laughable. Elvis was a great performer (especially in the early days) and Lennon was a great song writer. They both put out great, durable music that broke new ground and challenged perceptions. Michael Jackson was just another pop star who came up with some faddish dance steps.
There's really no comparison.
You're absolutely right, Elvis' fame was relegated to the US and Lennon though huge with the Beatles never found the same level of success on his own.
I guess that puts MJ in a whole new class.
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