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WeAintFoundShit
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Piggy banks rule!

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:33 am

So for a while now, I've been throwing my change into a small box when I cleaned out my pockets/bag/car/bedroom floor/wherever else that gathers change. Not as a savings plan, mind you, but as a way to get rid of the obnoxious mess of it.
What I didn't realize is exactly how much money you can have with a relatively low volume of change. Thus far I've counted out $100 and I'm only a little past halfway through the box.
I learned that you can fit $80 in quarters inside a small iced tea bottle.
The change thing works better than my savings account!


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Post by Jaeger » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:43 am

Yep. Just throw your change in a bucket and forget about it for a few months/years, and it's like getting free money! :)

I purchased my Cerberus raffle ticket with such dollars. :)

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Post by Rench » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:17 am

You can ramp up the change savings by going old skool and using cash again. For the last year I try to use cash instead of plastic for all my day-to-day type expenses. At the end of a day, I've usually got a bunch of random change in the change pocket on my jeans. Which is kinda cool in it's own right, as I've never used that pocket for anything before.

Anyway, usually I fill my jar every month or six weeks. Take it to the bank, get about $35 (small jar apparently), and go catch a movie or buy some beer or something. Win/win.

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Post by Jonny » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:35 am

Nice one! The Change Saviour be praised!

In Japan you can get piggy banks devoted to ¥500 coins, which once full will tally up to be about $3,000. They're not so big, either, but to reach this target I suggest not buying booze after work. My brother-in-law fills two of these every year. Me? four years and counting...

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Post by Bo_9 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:16 pm

I used to have a similar savings account. Only kept dimes. I had an old bottle I put them in and when it was about half full I had $600 in it. Put that down on a new dirt bike...

Need to start that up again.
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Post by rolly » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:17 pm

Yeah, in Canukastan we have one and two dollar coins. If you empty your pockets of change everyday you can end up with a pretty impressive pile o' loot.

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Post by Vespalina » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:41 pm

Hmmmm, I wonder how much is in my water-cooler bottle?
It's 3/4 full.
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:59 pm

I keep the pennies and the "silver" coins in separate jars, wonder how much I have now?
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Post by wheezy e » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:04 pm

I have an old glass jug for a door stop that I throw all my change in. It can be a lifesaver when needed, that's for sure. You got any casinos nearby? I always take the quarters and nickels to the casino for full value paper, then I take the dimes & pennies to the change machine at the grocery that charges 7 cents per dollar or whatever. Beats rolling the damned things. Of course, if things are going to be tight for a while just counting out change for each purchase has a way of REALLY stretching it out.

Of course, if you're inclined to think you can turn the change into big bucks, skip the casino idea. I never give a casino a penny unless it's for a buffet.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:31 pm

Vespalina wrote:Hmmmm, I wonder how much is in my water-cooler bottle?
It's 3/4 full.
I got something like $160 out of a box that was 6x8x4 inches, a small iced tea bottle and a half full vitamin jar.

A deep rock jug about 3/4 full? You might be sitting on some loot!
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Post by 12ci » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:24 pm

Vespalina wrote:Hmmmm, I wonder how much is in my water-cooler bottle?
It's 3/4 full.
careful with that...mine shattered at just over half-full

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Post by Whiskeywrist » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:24 pm

I have a sort of involuntary savings account/time capsule: my dresser.

Things fall off the back of it into the gap in the unfinished drywall there every time we have a loud party/show at Hanta.

In addition to change, I have flashlights, bullets, pens by the truckload, coupons and stamp cards, contact lenses and cases, batteries, bandannas, wind-up robots, legos, and god knows what else.

When I finally move out, it'll be a treasure trove!


I also have a dedicated tupperware container full of pocket change that has yet to succumb to the abyss. It gets raided for laundry and pinball/pool quarters pretty often, and thus doesn't have quite the potential it might have.

I have literally survived on just such a cache though many times in my past, and consider it a meager benchmark of adulthood/success that I haven't in a while.

You'll get through it, yo.

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Post by Vespalina » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:29 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:
Vespalina wrote:Hmmmm, I wonder how much is in my water-cooler bottle?
It's 3/4 full.
I got something like $160 out of a box that was 6x8x4 inches, a small iced tea bottle and a half full vitamin jar.

A deep rock jug about 3/4 full? You might be sitting on some loot!
When I first started that jug, I told Nate when it was full I wanted to cash in all the change and go to England.

I'm very tempted to just get it all counted to see how much is there - but part of me wants to hold out longer.

We've been throwing change in for like 4 years now - maybe I exaggerated about the 3/4 full - it's more like 1/2 full, but still, I might be sitting on a fortune!
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Post by Vespalina » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:34 am

12ci wrote:
Vespalina wrote:Hmmmm, I wonder how much is in my water-cooler bottle?
It's 3/4 full.
careful with that...mine shattered at just over half-full
OMG - was it glass or plastic?
The one I have is one of those standard 5 gallon plastic jobbies.
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Post by 12ci » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:14 pm

Vespalina wrote:
12ci wrote:
Vespalina wrote:Hmmmm, I wonder how much is in my water-cooler bottle?
It's 3/4 full.
careful with that...mine shattered at just over half-full
OMG - was it glass or plastic?
The one I have is one of those standard 5 gallon plastic jobbies.
glass

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