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Denver this week (June 29)

Post by Guder » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:05 pm

I'm in Denver until Thursday night or Friday-ish.

Any plans to be out? Coffee, beer, sushi, Pete's Kitchen, ...?


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Post by Caliann » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:24 pm

I think we plan on moving; and then drinking ourselves insensible in a half-unpacked house just to relieve the stress.

Either that, or we're painting the living room....which might cause us to already be insensible from the fumes.
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Post by mtne » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:53 pm

Nothing in particular but we're around.........

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Re: Denver this week (June 29)

Post by thack » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:54 pm

Guder wrote:I'm in Denver until Thursday night or Friday-ish.

Any plans to be out? Coffee, beer, sushi, Pete's Kitchen, ...?
beer. tuesday. after 8pm. streets of london. the back patio, past the bathrooms.

also, welcome back to denver!

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Post by roadmissile » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:40 pm

Like a jackass I forgot to mention it's first Thursday when I met you on Tues, not sure who will be here but I'll be hanging at club 404 at fourth and broadway for awhile.

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Post by Guder » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:51 pm

Thanks, though I already told the kids we could chill together tonight.

Six vanilla porters and a big-ass bottle of margarita mix. (ok, that part's not for the kids..........)

Seeya next time through in about a month.
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