I have had no end of problems with my daughter's 97 VW Cabrio Highline. Or to put it more optimistically I am nearing the end of problems with my daughter's 97 VW Cabrio Highline. First off the A/C stopped working less than a year after we got it (it was a one owner car, 107k on the clock). Its a convertible so that's $1200 we do not have to spend. In the last year it developed a faulty ignition switch (which we bypassed with a truly ghetto stripped wire, touch it to a hot lead from the battery and it would start right up), snapped its timing belt, and subsequently bent all four exhaust valves. We did eventually replace the iggy switch, but with the death of the engine I was stumped, and being out of work did not relish the idea of putting $1k or more into fixing it, so I pulled the top end off and had the head rebuilt for under $300. Put it all back together with a new timing belt kit (another $175) and the engine purrs like a kitten. For less than half a day, in fact, as I drove it up to my daughter's work to return it to her only to have the transmissin give me fits on the way home. I later learned that it had a broken axle (due to her driving on failed CV joints for over a year, she had complained of a bad shaking a while ago so I replaced the struts up front and she stopped complaining. Come to find out the problem didn't go away, and that it had been shaking for over a year. This is what I found when I dove underneath the past two days

That inner cv joint literally fell apart as I removed it. New axles are $800, but I've contacted a couple of salvage yards that have them for less than $70.
What a piece of shit. Sorry to any VW fanatics, I realize the belt/head fiasco could have been avoided but the number of specialty tools and grotesque squeezed-into-too-tight-places injuries I have endured to get this thing back together is unreal. German engineering my ass, gimme a bicycle anyday.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.