PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent

Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
-
guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
-
Contact:
Post
by guitargeek » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:58 pm
Some of you might recall me ranting about one our illustrious lawmakers,
Sally Kern. Yes, the woman who compared homosexuals to terrorists.
She's at it again...
crazy bitch wrote:NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.
Oklahoma Representative Sally Kern, a 62-year-old Republican from the 84th district, has written a proclamation blaming America’s current economic problems on “abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery.” The proclamation purports to theorize about the state of our economy, but never once mentions greed or irresponsible borrowing and lending. Among the other debauchers Kern cites is the President himself who Kern claims “disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior.” By "immoral," she means gay.
Sally Kern blames gays, President Obama, divorcees and others for America's economic problems
Crazy-eyed bitch.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
-
motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Post
by motorpsycho67 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:17 pm
She is in dire need of a falcon punch.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
-
roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Post
by roadmissile » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:28 pm
forms of debauchery
So is Oklahoma the place to be or what? I don't feel I've been getting my fair share of debauchery dammit!
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
-
bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
-
Contact:
Post
by bndgkmf » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:29 pm
Is that a Manowar pin she's wearing?
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
-
xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
-
Contact:
Post
by xtian » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:31 pm
yeah right, pronography is one of america's economical problem. not like it was an industry.
and sure yeah, not like gay customer had an economical power either.
as an analogy with my coworkers, I often wonder how people that stupid manage to make a career or even do the groceries and cook and educate children.
I'm not really from around here.
-
Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
-
Contact:
Post
by Sisyphus » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:35 pm
It's important that people like her publish their thoughts. That way we can identify the real problems.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
-
monstergirl
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Olympia
-
Contact:
Post
by monstergirl » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:14 pm
Best part is that people actually voted for this asshat.
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Post
by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:00 pm
The funny thing is that I wanted to punch her before I even read the post. She just has a very punchable face.
Now it's just justified since she's a doucheguzzling tool sack.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
-
SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Post
by SSCAM » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:54 am
monstergirl wrote:Best part is that people actually voted for this asshat.
That's what I was thinking.
GG, you are surrounded by people who wanted this woman in public office. I suggest you arm yourself heavily and head west, north or east (I can't believe that it would be any better to the South of you).
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
-
Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
-
Contact:
Post
by Bigshankhank » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:27 am
So did anyone point out to her that the economic crisis began under Bush Jr? Mr Bible-thumper himself?
Fuckin crazy ass biatch...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-
stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
Post
by stiles » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:39 am
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:monstergirl wrote:Best part is that people actually voted for this asshat.
That's what I was thinking.
GG, you are surrounded by people who wanted this woman in public office. I suggest you arm yourself heavily and head west, north or east (I can't believe that it would be any better to the South of you).
One word:
Austin.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
-
SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Post
by SSCAM » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:40 am
stiles wrote:One word:
Austin.
Another word:
Crawford.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
-
sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
-
Contact:
Post
by sun rat » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:22 pm
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:stiles wrote:One word:
Austin.
Another word:
Crawford.
he lives in dallas now.
fuck it all.
-
guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
-
Contact:
Post
by guitargeek » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:46 pm
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:stiles wrote:One word:
Austin.
Another word:
Crawford.
Austin is actually a wonderful city, and South Austin especially is an island of deepest azure in a sea of red. The people in Texas are mostly friendly and helpful (or at least that's the stereotype), but many of these nice people are somewhat ignorant and genuinely terrified of change. Back in the early 70s, Willie Nelson brought the rednecks and the hippies together and that odd hybrid spirit still thrives in Austin. (Good ol' boys were a lot less uptight once they got a taste of good pot and free love pussy.)
Also, W. doesn't live in Crawford, though he might still own the ranch. Now he lives in an all-white gated community in North Dallas with a bunch of other rich fucks and some very, very tight security.
Seriously, if y'all
ever get the chance to visit Austin, you should go! Keep your nights free so you can get out and sample the local music and culture! Go to the Broken Spoke and let the locals teach you how to two-step, it's a hoot!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
-
SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Post
by SSCAM » Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:03 am
Just so you are aware, I lived in Allen, TX for about two years. It is approximately 30 miles north of Dallas up 75. I used to frequent Deep Ellum on the weekends and on several occasions, I would drive down to Ft. Hood to visit Mean Chuck and we would head from there down to Austin. I think Austin is a wonderful city.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
-
Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
-
Contact:
Post
by Bigshankhank » Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:53 am
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:Just so you are aware, I lived in Allen, TX for about two years. It is approximately 30 miles north of Dallas up 75. I used to frequent Deep Ellum on the weekends and on several occasions, I would drive down to Ft. Hood to visit Mean Chuck and we would head from there down to Austin. I think Austin is a wonderful city.
Ah Deep Ellum, they were in their heyday back when I was in college, but towards the end of my academic career that area became a gangland, pretty white boys like myself were loath to go there.
I will add my +1 for Austin recommendations. Fuckin love that town.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.