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Piccini, my Dream Man
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:57 pm
by Jonny
Last night I had a very odd dream.
Piccini had wrecked his bike out in the countryside and was waiting around (for a lift or something). He then started to hurl landmines, skimming them over an empty field and watching them explode as they hit the tarmac of a nearby road. Eventually some people arrived and started berating him for such reckless conduct, and then the dream turned into some kind of 60 Minutes, tabloid-trash TV show dragging Piccini over the coals: "biker acting in such a dangerous fashion", "irresponsible", "what was he thinking?", "what about the children?", etc, ad infinitum.
And then I woke up.
Not that I know Piccini, but I can confirm that he does have chiseled good looks and a devil-may-care swagger about him.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:17 pm
by piccini9
Aw shucks...
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:28 pm
by Groove
Hurling landmines is almost as cool as killing bats with one's face. Kudos Piccini!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:08 pm
by Pintgudge
I guess we all have secret lives.
Eventually, they will all come out!
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:43 am
by MoraleHazard
Were they anti-personnel or anti-vehicle mines? Remote, trigger, or magentic detonators?
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:49 pm
by DerGolgo
How many bounces did he get?
This sounds like the machoest of macho games - screw skipping stones, skip landmines!
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:56 pm
by Flatline
P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:24 pm
by piccini9
Flatline wrote:P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.
It's just like skipping stones, except it's not "all in the wrist" it's all in the risk.
I'm such a badass, I hurl landmines in other people's dreams.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:42 pm
by sun rat
piccini9 wrote:Flatline wrote:P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.
It's just like skipping stones, except it's not "all in the wrist" it's all in the risk.
I'm such a badass, I hurl landmines in other people's dreams.
are you single????
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:12 pm
by rolly
Sure, it starts innocently enough, a few exploding hammers here and there, next thing you know he's skipping landmines. Where will it end Piccini? Huh? Where?
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:57 pm
by piccini9
sun rat wrote:piccini9 wrote:Flatline wrote:P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.
It's just like skipping stones, except it's not "all in the wrist" it's all in the risk.
I'm such a badass, I hurl landmines in other people's dreams.
are you single????
You would have to ask my girlfriend.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 pm
by Flatline
I'll fight your girlfriend.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 pm
by sun rat
Flatline wrote:I'll fight your girlfriend.
why fight?
he's such a badass he could undoubtedly handle more than one girlfriend at once...
that's probably about as dangerous as skipping landmines.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:20 pm
by Jonny
MoraleHazard wrote:Were they anti-personnel or anti-vehicle mines? Remote, trigger, or magentic detonators?
Good question. I only know enough about landmines to be able to safely say that they weren't Claymores. Big, circular, discus-looking things that made a satisfying BOOM once they hit pavement. Does the type of landmine in ones dream mean something?
Piccini you badarse.
There is the distinct possibility that I spend far too much time on this board!
