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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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scumbag
Barista of Doom
Location: Dubbya-Eh

I am not dead... Just... Off grid.

Post by scumbag » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:28 pm

Sorry to those I have not called back, not sent mail to, not met up with, not sent money to... I have been fucking beat down.


That is all...


Let me buy you guys a beer.


From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:42 pm

Hang in there, asshole.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:30 am

Off the grid? Are you on the lam? Running from The Law? I am all about harboring fugitives.
Priest.

leftlaneguy
Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
Location: 91945

Post by leftlaneguy » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:13 am

No worries....

Keep yer head up.
dave

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:33 am

I could mail you a sandpaper and money sandwich with dirty words written on it. :D
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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monstergirl
Barista of Doom
Location: Olympia
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Post by monstergirl » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:52 pm

You buyin the girls a beer too?
:P

We miss you up here!
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

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Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:26 pm

They miss you scummy. I'm glad there are less police in the area when you leave.
You build it, we break it.

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:23 pm

Scummy keeping up with all the girls must really be killing you... now get your ass back up here and buy me some beer, and also a replacement pair of leather trackpants for the pair you fucked up and left me five bucks for... Godspeed my friend, Godspeed...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:11 am

Beat down? I have the cure for you.

Hang in there.

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:18 am

I like that youre off the grid and yet still have time for facebook.

PM me your address and I`ll send you a wierdass hello kitty postcard from Japan.

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problemaddict
Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
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Post by problemaddict » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:00 pm

oh man, did you turn all red and splotchy again and are hiding out for fear of some child pointing and screaming "Dear god what IS that THING?"

You'll be fine.

and send me some money.

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Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:27 am

UndertheGun wrote:PM me your address and I`ll send you a wierdass hello kitty postcard from Japan.
!!!

I hope we get Hello Kitty!
You build it, we break it.

UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:50 am

Should finally get those out tomorrow. Would you like anarchist Hello Kitty oremo hello kitty?

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:52 am

UndertheGun wrote:Should finally get those out tomorrow. Would you like anarchist Hello Kitty oremo hello kitty?
I read that as "antichrist" :shock:
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:34 am

I couldnt find any of those unfortunately.

You should contact sanrio immediately and sell them that idea, though.

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:34 pm

Scumbag, you pussy
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