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Uncyclopedia
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:53 pm
by Zer0
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
I'm slow, I know. Just found this. Funny. Sometimes. Also dumb, but good funny inbetween. Hit random page on the left.
Caution, prevalent dumbness pervades midst the funny tomffoolery.
Nothing for UTMC--geeks, how to remedy this?
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:07 pm
by Jonny
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:19 am
by urbanscum
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:40 am
by problemaddict
THis doesn't really work on a motorcycling forum, but this entry showed up on the GRM board a while ago. The class descriptions are LOLZ:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:37 am
by Zer0
That's a find, scum.
Next, Jonny's gonna be huffing pugs.
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:29 pm
by Jonny
Watched Sean of the Dead one time too many, have we?
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:54 pm
by bndgkmf
If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson:
Can you actually ride a motorcycle?
Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis?
Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now?
Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you?
Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you?
Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you?
Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these:
Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality?
Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle?
Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)?
Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection?
Do you have major issues with self-esteem? Well, do you, ya fat pathetic fuck?
Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis?
Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience?
Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it?
Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash?
This one has been my favorite.