just thought I'd share
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:24 pm
Craigslist fun.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/se ... 50038.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/se ... 50038.html
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just thought I'd share
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:53 pm
Awesome
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:36 am
Now that is a guy I would trust to sell me a decent bike. And give me a few guffaws on my way to the cash register.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:30 am
So many parallels to my own daily challenges with shopkeeping. You have to use humor to stay sane.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:06 am
Tell me about it. I used to work in a guitar shop (rolls tired, world-weary eyes).Pattio wrote:So many parallels to my own daily challenges with shopkeeping. You have to use humor to stay sane.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:40 am
That's great. I'm gonna go ride my bike, despite the fact it is raining.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:19 am
Win.Listen, if I were going to do anything bad to your kids, I'd feed them to sharks, because sharks are FUCKING AWESOME.
/RM
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:30 am
I work in a Subaru dealership, and, yes, he's right.
"I broke my mirror off putting the kayak on the roof-rack. That's warranty, right?" That was yesterday. I took today off to try & quit laughing.
"I broke my mirror off putting the kayak on the roof-rack. That's warranty, right?" That was yesterday. I took today off to try & quit laughing.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:42 am
this is every day at my job. just replace the bicycles with motorcycles.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:42 am
Sharks are fucking awesome.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:04 am
Just that line made the whole thing. It was funny, and then it was great.roadmissile wrote:Win.Listen, if I were going to do anything bad to your kids, I'd feed them to sharks, because sharks are FUCKING AWESOME.
/RM
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:22 pm
That was awesome.
What is funny about it, is that somewhere in my head is the jackass customer he deals with. I've been wanting a bike lately, but I want to spend absolutely nothing on it. I keep looking at craigslist, trying to figure out how to get something decent for no money.
Bicycles are so freakin' expensive.
What is funny about it, is that somewhere in my head is the jackass customer he deals with. I've been wanting a bike lately, but I want to spend absolutely nothing on it. I keep looking at craigslist, trying to figure out how to get something decent for no money.
Bicycles are so freakin' expensive.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:40 pm
Cap'tAwesome wrote: I also want a unicorn to blow me.
this guy rules.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:32 pm
How did I know you guys would like this?
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:36 pm
i want a unicorn to blow me. 
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:58 pm
That was great.
Having worked in a car shop, a motorcycle shop and a parts store, I can definitely relate to every type of customer he mentioned.
Having worked in a car shop, a motorcycle shop and a parts store, I can definitely relate to every type of customer he mentioned.
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:52 am
Just below this CL posting is this...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/se ... 66826.html
Housemate of a girl I used to date.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/se ... 66826.html
Housemate of a girl I used to date.
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:40 pm
What a HILARIOUS post. Sadly so true, yet EPIC FUNNY.