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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Just a little something to lighten things up around here
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
Just a little something to lighten things up around here
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Scrappy Denizen on the Isle of Misfit Toys
2003 Triumph Bonneville T100
1977 Yamaha RD400
196- Sabot Dinghy
2003 Triumph Bonneville T100
1977 Yamaha RD400
196- Sabot Dinghy
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Wild!
There's a bit more at the site whose address pops up at the end of the vid.
Megawhoosh
It appears to be a crazy German with a dream to build an unfeasably large waterslide. This I applaud. Or maybe its an ad campaign for Microsoft. Not sure.
There's a bit more at the site whose address pops up at the end of the vid.
Megawhoosh
It appears to be a crazy German with a dream to build an unfeasably large waterslide. This I applaud. Or maybe its an ad campaign for Microsoft. Not sure.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
How to put the Fun in Unemployment! "Hey boys, grab a couple a pints and let's head over to this here hill, I got this thing I want to show ya!
Used my dole money for the pool and I've been working on the ramp while the Missus is at work.... "
Used my dole money for the pool and I've been working on the ramp while the Missus is at work.... "
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
I don't want to call bullshit because well, damn.
But unless he or the slide / pool is miked I don't think you are not going to be able to hear all that from the cameras distance.
Unless they have a parabolic microphone or something.
Math is awesome.
But unless he or the slide / pool is miked I don't think you are not going to be able to hear all that from the cameras distance.
Unless they have a parabolic microphone or something.
Math is awesome.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Well, he's moving while airborne, so I'm gonna go ahead and think it's real, and really fucking jangleplatz!
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
It would be so awesome if that could actually be done...I think I'm going to post this on the Mythbusters forum, they do do the odd youtube special...
Also, why is this thread all weird looking?
Also, why is this thread all weird looking?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Hm...still looks weird. And it was already on the mythbusters forums, but I added some enthusiasm.DerGolgo wrote:It would be so awesome if that could actually be done...I think I'm going to post this on the Mythbusters forum, they do do the odd youtube special...
Also, why is this thread all weird looking?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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after a couple more rewatchings i'd say that the slide and pool had to have mics by them or the sound effects were added later.
because the splash in the pool is heard at the same time it occurs. if the mic was at the camera, there would have been a delay.
the guy could have a wireless mic on his self, but wouldn't that have screwed up when he hit water?
because the splash in the pool is heard at the same time it occurs. if the mic was at the camera, there would have been a delay.
the guy could have a wireless mic on his self, but wouldn't that have screwed up when he hit water?
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
I would say that any decent field-use condenser microphone would pick up much of that ambient noise, as well as the landing. However, as he starts the run, you can hear the quality of sound change, and I'd imagine that would be when they switch to some kind of mic on his person. Why we don't hear him screaming for his mother whilst dropping the most prodigious shit in his swimsuit I cannot easily explain.The Shifty Jesus wrote:I don't want to call bullshit because well, damn.
But unless he or the slide / pool is miked I don't think you are not going to be able to hear all that from the cameras distance.
Unless they have a parabolic microphone or something.
Math is awesome.
I am deeply offended that he didn't shit himself.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
You're all joking right?
Watch the pool on landing, it doesn't move. At that speed and distance if he actually landed in the pool he would either flip the thing over or blast right through the back side of it. I have no mathematical proof of any kind to support this but it just don't look right to me. I call bullshit.
Watch the pool on landing, it doesn't move. At that speed and distance if he actually landed in the pool he would either flip the thing over or blast right through the back side of it. I have no mathematical proof of any kind to support this but it just don't look right to me. I call bullshit.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
- Contact:
well, we've already got the helmets, and the insanity required... The CO cell probably has the hills necessary...RevCBL wrote:Well, on Mythbusters after they disprove something, they try to figure out how to do it for real.Flatline wrote:I knew it was fake. I knew it. And yet, I hoped that it was real.
Just a thought, for those of you who are unemployed and bored.
94 Kawasaki Vulcan 750
We're all mad here!
We're all mad here!
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Bullshit. Microsoft are just trying to play it down: "No, this could never happen in reality. No-one has the maths or balls to do this. You can, however, pretend you performed such a stunt and/or show off to your friends your mighty Video Editing Fu (patent pending)".
People, don't give up the dream. Ride your waterslides to the Great Unknown!
People, don't give up the dream. Ride your waterslides to the Great Unknown!
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Living the dream -
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And Pastrana's version.
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And Pastrana's version.
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When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Bo_9 wrote:Living the dream -
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Proof positive that Microsoft, by law, must lick my sweaty, 4 day unshaven nutsack.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact: