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A product aimed at the Glorious Viking Bastards

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:28 pm
by Mean Chuck
The "War Hammer"!
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http://www.razorba.com/

They actually put this quote on their site-

"If you'd like to put your back hair days behind you, perform a reach-around with the Razorba." -Maxim Magazine

They also sell these t-shirts!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:36 pm
by piccini9
Doesn't this lead to "Backstubble?"

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:36 pm
by Disastermined
piccini9 wrote:Doesn't this lead to "Backstubble?"
ahhhh, I can't even imagine the itchyness!!!

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:43 pm
by mtne
I am so very disappointed. I was thinking it was a deadblow hammer with reach and angle appropriate for a modern viking warhammer............. shaving backhair? How metrosexual............ Hell if it's that kind of a problem then go get lazered.

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm
by Ames
As a posteriorly-follicle-enhanced individual, I find this product offensive and am equally offended by anyone who would support it.















:roll:












Puhleeze.














:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:42 pm
by calamari kid
Disastermined wrote:
piccini9 wrote:Doesn't this lead to "Backstubble?"
ahhhh, I can't even imagine the itchyness!!!
Not to mention the dreaded ingrown back hair. :yuck:

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:56 pm
by Sisyphus
How can you perform a reach-around with that? I mean... It doesn't... How do you... ?

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:49 pm
by Mean Chuck
mtne wrote:shaving backhair? How metrosexual............ Hell if it's that kind of a problem then go get lazered.
When you have been called "the silver backed gorilla" removing it wouldn't be considered metrosexual, at least not in my book and the laser treatments don't work so well with those of us with very light colored hair.


I saw it on TV today and thought it would be a good laugh for everyone.

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:41 pm
by mtne
Mean Chuck wrote:
mtne wrote:shaving backhair? How metrosexual............ Hell if it's that kind of a problem then go get lazered.
When you have been called "the silver backed gorilla" removing it wouldn't be considered metrosexual, at least not in my book and the laser treatments don't work so well with those of us with very light colored hair.


I saw it on TV today and thought it would be a good laugh for everyone.

The real challenge is finding the kind of partner that revels in such hairy abandon.............. come on being a silverback must have it's benefits? No?

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:44 pm
by ninemileskid
When it said "war hammer" and I saw it's shape I thought it was a shillelagh.

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:10 pm
by bndgkmf
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:38 pm
by piccini9
Tell me, oh Chef of the Future, can it core a apple?