UTMC

Posted: **Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:21 pm**

Next time Rench has a house full of drunk horny nurses, he shouldn't waste his time teasing us. He should call Ferrari Guy!!!

This kind of awesome leaves me speechless.

Posted: **Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:31 pm**

my future!

Ducati for hire? Anyone? anyone? someone? someone please? How the hell am I going to keep myself in 80s apparel if nobody wants me to haul their ass around SF on my Ducati? C'mon, you know you don't want me living on your doorstep.

Posted: **Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:55 pm**

Even local...Is this dude for real? The drunk nurses took another scarring turn when I stopped by the wife's work this evewning. Another tale though...

-Rench

PS: apparently hosting another bridal shower on 9-23. I'm gonna drink myself into full-on whiskey-dick to stay out of trouble. Anyone want to come take up the slack?

Posted: **Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:57 pm**

A shirtless, guitar-wielding, middle-aged guy with blonde fro to drive you around, that is awesome squared.

Should we take up a collection to have him drive Beemer Dan to DOOM!! this year?

Posted: **Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:27 pm**

That's a nice lookin' Gretsch.

Just sayin'...

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:21 am**

Rench wrote: I'm gonna drink myself into full-on whiskey-dick to stay out of trouble. Anyone want to come take up the slack?

Ugh, dude noone wants to "pick up" your "slack".

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:20 am**

Wow, simply wow.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:15 am**

Mean Chuck wrote:A shirtless, guitar-wielding, middle-aged guy with blonde fro to drive you around, that is awesome squared.

Should we take up a collection to have him drive Beemer Dan to DOOM!! this year?

Take those boots into consideration and we have awesome cubed.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:44 am**

Sweet!

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:47 am**

So that is what you do once you are finished gambling away billions of people's savings at the commodities exchange and need a new source of income...

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:26 am**

Just an amazing asshole.

I believe Karl Package and I will be taking him to the prom!!!

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:37 am**

Do I have to pay extra for him to keep his shirt on?

The Gretsch is semi-cool, but give me a full bodied 6122 over that tiddler anyday.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:39 am**

That dude makes me think of this:

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:53 am**

Flatline wrote:That dude makes me think of this:

Hah! Great mind think alike!

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:43 am**

Mean Chuck wrote:A shirtless, guitar-wielding, middle-aged guy with blonde fro to drive you around, that is awesome squared.

Should we take up a collection to have him drive Beemer Dan to DOOM!! this year?

Only if he agrees to stop and pick up the hobo Blackjoe.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:08 am**

Throw him an extra $20 for a hurried, yet professional, cock sucking.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:17 pm**

Ferrari for hire: douchebaggery knows no marquee.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:06 am**

I just wanted to bump this and make you guys look at the shirtless wonder again.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:44 pm**

apparently, this woman needs his services...

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:17 pm**

Now THAT'S fucking shallow!

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:43 pm**

It's a shame I don't live closer, that Chevelle in my garage could earn it's own rent for this month!

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:29 pm**

Ames wrote:Now THAT'S fucking shallow!

Wait a minute though. She didn't specify she needs an "attractive" man with an expensive car. Just any man will do I guess.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:17 pm**

Honestly, that's just strange enough to be intriguing. Also seems like an invite to a car-jacking.

-Rench

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:26 pm**

People are just too fucking crazy. You can't make that shit up.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:42 am**

I'm with Rench on this one. Seems like an easy set up.

UTMC

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Ferrari Guy At Your Service!