UTMC

motorcycle club for hire (wayne)
Date: 2009-08-27, 5:51AM EDT
Reply to: job-fe8c8-1344657424@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

we are a motorcycle club looking to be in the movies,we are willing to be extras in any movie comming to mich. call bill (gunner) at 586-***-3**2

I noticed this the other day...

"this is my 1978 honda goldwing Gl 1000, when i bought it the only thing that i was told that it only needed a new starter, so i bought one and put it on, but it just wont start, here is some thing that i know it needs, a new air filter and i think it needs a new solenoid, but the engine turns over freely and sometimes it wants to start, butit just wont, id like to keep it, but now i need money for collage and cant afford to fix it, if ya have any questions just give me a call"

Hello Mr Gunner, this is Trent calling from Men on Motorcycles productions in California, mmmhmm.
We’re looking to do a shoot in your area soon- you guys are a motorcycle club, hmm? That’s great. Would you say that most of you have moustaches, hm? OK, the directors looking for a lot of chaps on the extras, do you guys wear chaps a lot, mhmm? That’s super, I think we can definitely use you...

Somebody should mail them for photos of their "mc".
Who wants to bt they are RUBs or 18yo stunta squids?

BackDoorBarbie wrote:"Hello Mr. Gunner, This is Trent calling from Men on Motorcycles productions in California, mmmhmmm- yeah, thats great-you thrill me- do you guys do anal? We have a basement."

See, I knew I could count on the UTMC for witty banter based on this vague and yet very funny post.

Del-Mar-Va?