UTMC

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Hello infection!

I dare you to watch this:

No.

It's just a boil

Meh, I've had to clear out shit worse than that on uncooperative cats.......... not to mention when my mom's morphine injection site started going bad..... too bad this ain't smellovision cause that would be special.

That was rad. I just watched that prior to getting my food at work. Twice.

That's just nasty, dude seemed pretty casual about having (presumably) unlicensed surgery performed on him at the kitchen table.

Beer probably helped.

Not that bad... if you turn off the sound. The chick (the camera holder?) gagging makes gross.

Blah...

If you're going to try a gross out... try harder.

RevCBL just made me shoot yogurt out of my nose!

You mean "man yogurt" Smokey?

RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated.

Gay!

/RM

roadmissile wrote:

RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated.

Gay!

/RM

Ghey

Awful. Hideous. But like a tragic car wreck, I can't take my eyes off it.

As someone who had two abscesses and an atheroma removed this year, and had the doc explain the lot, too, this guy really should go seek professional medical help.
This looks like an abscess, a fairly deep one, too, I had one like that, only a lot bigger, under my arm (and the nurse reacted similarly to the cameraperson when the doc opened it up, just not quite as vocal).
The body forms special tissue to isolate all that puss from the rest of the organism, and this stuff won't let the wound heal up.
It's just gonna stay open and get infected again and again.
In a shallow abscess, that tissue can be removed with pincers through a little cut, but with a deep abscess, the entire "roof" of the abscess must be removed and the thing cleared out so new tissue can grow into place from the bottom up.
At least that's the way the doc explained it to me.

Also, is it me or does it look like the "surgeon" has a bandage on her finger?
Yeah, really clever, dicking about with concentrated-bacteria-juice while you have an open wound on your finger (even if it is dressed, that all looked very splattery, I'll bet some will get in there when she changes the dressing on her finger).

My brother's dog used to get them on her back. I'd hop off the bike, try to pet her like a normal playful mutt, and then wish I'd left my riding gloves on.

My brother had one on the side of his face for a long time and wouldn't get it taken care of because he didn't have the money. Or so he says.
It got so big that by the time they did take it out, he had to get a plastic thing in there to take up the void left by the vacated abcess. Otherwise he would have had a divit in his face. Dumbass.

I think it's a sebaceous cyst, which is basically just a nasty lump filled with putrefying fat (maybe that description is a little overboard, but it's something like that). When that shit comes out, it faaaring stinks (unless you find the aroma somewhat musky and appealing (Rev)). I can totally understand the unaccustomed to dry retch.

insert dry heave here.

motorpsycho67 wrote:

roadmissile wrote:

RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated.

Gay!

/RM

Ghey

You mean the awesome kind of gay, right?

SomeMook wrote:

motorpsycho67 wrote:

roadmissile wrote:

RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated.

Gay!

/RM

Ghey

You mean the jangleplatz kind of gay, right?

I would assume not. My understanding is that "ghey" is used to specify the other, non-jangleplatz kind.

As a side note, does anyone else wonder at what point the schtick will collapse under its own weight?

eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it."

red wrote:eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it."

I wonder what this smells like.

DerGolgo wrote:I wonder what this smells like.

I wonder why the fuck I clicked on that link. Even my happy place smells ickky after seeing that image...

Aaaaah, Rotten.com.

Yummy.

I can only assume that thing must've hurt like a mawfuggah, and that lancing it only felt "good."

Still. Wow. That's impressive.

Anybody like some warm ricotta? Nom nom nom...

--Jaeger

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Disastermined wrote:removed due to terms of use violation....

In this case, this makes even a triple pun!

I think I'm thankful they removed that before I had the chance to watch.

DerGolgo wrote:

red wrote:eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it."

I wonder what this smells like.

I wonder how one even lets a wound get anywhere NEAR that state.
No amount of drugs or poor would leave me with that much of a rotten leg. Not even a diabetic one.

WeAintFoundShit wrote:

DerGolgo wrote:

red wrote:eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it."

I wonder what this smells like.

I wonder how one even lets a wound get anywhere NEAR that state.
No amount of drugs or poor would leave me with that much of a rotten leg. Not even a diabetic one.

Nursing home.... poor care and understaffed facilities. He had already lost one leg from infection and after the doc finished, they prepped him for amputation. Rench was right when he said you see worse things working for a private service than running 911 calls.