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NEVER TOUCH A MANS BACON!!!

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Wow...angry misogynistic piglet really likes his junk food. I just know that kid is going to be a benefit to society when he gets older.

When my 140 lbs mastiff was just a pup... he tested the waters often to see what he could get away with. When he tried to exert his dominance, I would flip him on his side and hold him (gentle but firm) pinned to the floor for up to 5 minutes. He now is a well behaved dog.

I kept seeing the "Wife" do that to this little boy... put him in a submissive position. I really want someone to show this little boy who is the boss... There is no reason why kids should be boss, as it is their parents who should be leading the family. Kids need structure... and to understand the law of cause and effect. Also, it is perfectly ok to say no to your kids.

I can't stand going to the grocery store/mall and seeing these bossy kids running around doing whatever.

Fuck! I can only imagine how shitty his parents must be.

I'd like to hold that little shit down and force feed him bacon until his heart explodes. Then I'll punch his parents in the face.

erosvamp wrote:
Fuck! I can only imagine how shitty his parents must be.

I'm gonna guess really, really shitty.

Being a perpetual bachelor with no foreseeable likelihood of producing any little shits, this kid entertains the hell out of me.

This is why I rule my house with an iron fist in steel glove.

Kids like this are pimples on the ass of progress. Their parents are probably weak-willed and clueless because someone has been telling them what to do their entire lives. Now they're in charge of raising young and have no idea what to do.

I have my theories on societal ills...

wheezy e wrote:Being a perpetual bachelor with no foreseeable likelihood of producing any little shits, this kid entertains the hell out of me.

+1000

wheezy e wrote:Being a perpetual bachelor with no foreseeable likelihood of producing any little shits, this kid entertains the hell out of me.

You can always adopt. like I did.
I love my kids, don't get me wrong, but one of the things I loved about my wife when we were dating was how she handled the little punk episodes. Our son outweighs both of us but is terrified when Mom goes off the handle. I just get to sit back and play good cop.

One answer:

Sorry for blending threads...

Am I the only one reminded of those Maury episodes with the fat kids that go off the handle when they don't get their dozen cheeseburgers for dinner?

Bigshankhank wrote: Our son outweighs both of us but is terrified when Mom goes off the handle. I just get to sit back and play good cop.

When my daughter brought her fiance for a visit, he was naturally nervous. He went to my son, Alex, for ideas on how to deal with Merlyn.

Alex said, "Just be polite and you'll get along with Pops just fine. However, it's not Pops you have to worry about. If you piss Mom off, she will KILL you."

I have never once raised a hand to my children in anger....yet they are terrified of getting on my bad side.

*beams* I did something right.