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Join a Christan motorcycle gang and go strait to hell
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:19 pm
by Trav
..with all your friends. I thought somebody might enjoy this. I haven't quite figured out what it is, or if it's just a joke (almost has to be.. actaully, it's more like reverese psychology) but the bits i've read have been funny. Funny to ME at least.. being raised in a staunch catholic family.
http://www.jamesrussellpublishing.biz/j ... egang.html
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:52 pm
by UndertheGun
lol
I'm going to forward this to my dad, also a recovering Catholic...
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:44 pm
by DerGolgo
So, THE ROTTEN SONS MOTORCYCLE GANG are supposed to be Mormons.
I guess the UNBELIEVERS FOR JESUS MOTORCYCLE GANG are supposed to be ecumenical?
I suppose DUMMKOPFS FOR JESUS GANG are the Roman Catholics with their "Nazi pastor".
I find it amazing how zealots somehow, always, manage to create more and more splinter groups that don't get along and that become their main enemy...
"Yes, yes, we must smash capitalism, of course...but it's the Trotskyites who are our real enemies!"
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:55 pm
by Disastermined
For another laugh, take a look at their motorcycle advise section
http://www.jamesrussellpublishing.biz/m ... dvice.html
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:07 am
by guitargeek
Ohhh, the things people do...
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:51 am
by tumbler
my favorite piece of advice.
Foot shifter: The heal shift gets in the way preventing you from placing your foot to the rear of the footboard. It is easy to simply shift its location a notch or two downward so your heal will not be hitting it. Of course, this will disable the heal shifter so the toe will need to be used to shift. The stock rubber toe shifter is hard rubber and hurts to use it. Slip on a Kuryakyn Round Shifter Peg Cover to ease the pain. Part #8851
thats sound advice.
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:35 am
by piccini9
That's a whole lot of effort wasted on people who probably don't understand irony.
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:58 am
by Sisyphus
It's like the "Army of God" leather vest I saw yesterday at the bike show. Hanging out with a bunch of fake toughs. I don't get it. This God of yours, he needs an army?
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:07 am
by SSCAM
My favorite from the advice section:
Retarded Website wrote:22. I was told not to buy gasoline from pumps with only one hose due to dilution. Explain.
Answer: Don't buy gasoline from any fuel dispensing pump with only one hose. This is true for motorcycles because when you purchase high 91 octane fuel the odds are the vehicle before you used low 87 octane fuel. That fuel hose is now full of cheap fuel, but you are going to pay premium price. You will get about one quart of this inferior fuel and that will dilute your five-gallon tank from 91 octane to about 89 or less. As you can see, the oil companies and station owners have found a way to rob people a quart of fuel for each person that comes along who buys from them. This deceptive sales practice should be outlawed. It can also cause your motorcycle engine damage if the engine knocks and pings from this fuel dilution. How come the local government and the weights and measures authorities is not taking corrective action to stop this theft and harmful practice? Remember, you are paying for premium fuel but you are getting an inferior fuel diluting what is already in your gas tank. What it did is ruin all five gallons of fuel in your gas tank that you paid premium price for. It is costing you more than you think. You will now need to carry an expensive octane booster additive with you to make up for the loss of octane and that adds to your total cost. These single-hose pumps should be outlawed.
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:20 am
by dozer
17. How should I get a tailgater off my back?
Answer: Slow down little by little over a couple blocks distance. Often the tailgater will change lanes and pass you. If not, slow down and pull over if you can. If you can't pull over then wave the driver to pass you. If none of this works the driver is drunk or weird, so accelerate away and make the next left turn you can. Most tailgaters take a right turn after following a bike (but not all). It is always better to just pull over and let the tailgater pass by if you can. Don't speed up and allow the tailgater to stay on your tail at speed. That is why I say gradually slow down. If you must have a tailgater it is better to have a slow one than a fast one following too close. Sometimes just flashing your stop light a bunch of times will frustrate a tailgater and cause him / her to change lanes and pass you. Many tailgaters are drunk, angry, upset, despondent, depressed, so it is best to let them pass you sooner than later.