UTMC

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:28 pm**

Found hence: http://www.ectomo.com/index.php/2009/08 ... /#comments

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No, don't argue. This is not derogatory or anything. It just is. The. Gayest. Bike. Ever.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:49 pm**

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:59 pm**

That's the awe-some kind of gay.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:59 pm**

I am confused and frightened, please don't ever do that again.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:35 pm**

I've got absolutely nothing to say to that. Words are failing me

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:09 pm**

What where you looking for originally, and stumbled upon this gem?

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:14 pm**

At one point did he lean down to adjust the carbs, or was he just giving his bike a reach-around?

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:31 pm**

I think he was adjusting suspension.

He has a baby's FACE for a penis?

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:14 am**

too much.

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:42 am**

SomeMook wrote:What where you looking for originally, and stumbled upon this gem?

that's an awkward question

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:37 am**

Caliann wrote:
He has a baby's FACE for a penis?

I am so scared. Please make it stop.

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:01 am**

Who the--what the-- ?

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:49 am**

DerGolgo wrote:GAYEST BIKE EVER!

Agreed.

I'm actually sorry that I watched that.

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:50 am**

RevCBL wrote:
Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road
That seems pretty clear.

Yeah, but what if they're really awesome roads?

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:13 am**

I would say that I liked the Teletubbies Evil-Sun-Baby at the end, but that would be admission that I watched the whole thing.

wtf eyebleach

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:16 am**

Oh wow, ya'll are just now finding this?

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:21 am**

mtne wrote:Oh wow, ya'll are just now finding this?

Sounds like somebody didn't learn how to share...

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:24 am**

LMFAO! That's just strange. So...is this indicative of what the little ones are watching in the Land of the Rising Sun as they eat their breakfast before heading off to school?

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:22 am**

I want to know what sort of drugs people were on so I can never, ever take them.

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:25 am**

Flatline wrote:I want to know what sort of drugs people were on so I can never, ever take them.

You know you want them, big boy. No need to be shy, now...

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:54 am**

faaaabulous!

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:45 pm**

RexAddict wrote:I would say that I liked the Teletubbies Evil-Sun-Baby at the end, but that would be admission that I watched the whole thing.

Uh, this is also an admission to having watched the "Teletubbies".

WTF

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:35 pm**

That was horrible. Just horrible.

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:33 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:08 am**

Jonny is too busy trying to find us the drugs used to make this. I'm working on finding an opium den with computers and then we'll have ourselves a gay time making a new cartoon. It'll be jangleballs.

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:29 pm**

gay... with a side dish of awesome.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:41 pm**

RevCBL wrote:I really want to know who did this and why, just because it seems like an awful lot of work. I can trace it back as far as this: "Found on NicoNico Douga, code sm7983504 Title: Bucchigiri ni shite ageru," but niconico douga is all Japanese.
Jonny?

I found this website, which seems to take this video apart and list its various origins:
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/9d ... idea_very/

Reddit WTF wrote:halcy 116 points117 points118 points 2 days ago* [-]

It's a combination of several 2channel / Nicovideo memes. The ones I recognize:

Overall, the thing is a parody of (a parody of, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8FfUqZSWJw) the racing scenes from the racing anime Initial D, which all look kind of like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv020dZXOrY . There is also a "Gutter run" in there, which is kind of the main characters signature move, where he hooks his wheels into the gutter to be able to go around the curve faster.

The dudes on the bike are from a gay wrestling porn movie. It's popular on nicovideo and has sparked things like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9PFoBNuNMw (NSFW, duh.)

The steamroller is from Jojos Bizzare Adventure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI

The person driving the Steamroller is Kagamine Rin, a Vocaloid personification. She and Len are somehow associated with steamrollers now, presumably because both are yellow.

The background music is also a pretty distorted Vocaloid song, see that first youtube link up there.

edit: Oops, sorry, that's Rin, not Len

edit2: Oh, I found a thing.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:45 pm**

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:24 pm**

RevCBL wrote:I really want to know who did this and why, just because it seems like an awful lot of work. I can trace it back as far as this: "Found on NicoNico Douga, code sm7983504 Title: Bucchigiri ni shite ageru," but niconico douga is all Japanese.
Jonny?

The "bucchigiri" bit I really didn't get, so I cheated and asked my wife for help. She said she needed to know the context, so I showed her the video. She's not speaking to me right now.

So, basically it means "I'll make you go really fast". Not as interesting as I think all of us hoped.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:23 am**

What part of "GAYEST BIKE EVER" did I think was work appropriate?

Damn, that's a shame.

EDIT* Ahh, now I understand the "NSFW" classification.
Fuck, I need coffee.

UTMC

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