Somebody really loved this bike
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:42 pm
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Somebody really loved this bike
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:29 pm
That hurt my eyes a little.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:21 pm
Saw the first pic, winced noticeably, had to close the window before I saw anymore. Ouch.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:30 pm
Oh screw you guys. A two-stroke triple? Quoting the immortal words of brudder Guder, I'd ride that like your drunk sister.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:12 am
I think that bike is two cans of black krylon and two beers and about two minutes away from being the baddest ass vintage retro cafe racer any kid ever got for 1400 buy it now.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:35 am
Oh, don't get me wrong, the paintjob is bad enough to make your eyes bleed, but someone really TRIED when doing it.
High-end mirrors and aftermarket seat pan? Someone was really trying like hell to build a cool bike -- and they came pretty close, they just got a little carried away with the paint. Like Pattio said, nothing a couple of rattle bombs couldn't fix.
--Jaeger
High-end mirrors and aftermarket seat pan? Someone was really trying like hell to build a cool bike -- and they came pretty close, they just got a little carried away with the paint. Like Pattio said, nothing a couple of rattle bombs couldn't fix.
--Jaeger
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:25 am
Yep, black and some bar end mirrors on clubmans.
Worst part of that bike for me is the backwards flames on the front fender. Huge pet peeve of mine.
Worst part of that bike for me is the backwards flames on the front fender. Huge pet peeve of mine.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:02 am
I'd leave that bad boy as is! Matches my Douggie Fresh Boots and all! Hells yeah I'd proudly back that bee-killer into the lot at Alice's, and flasch my "fuck you if you can't keep up" smile and wave.
I love two-stroke goodiness! even when it's painted like one of the Blue Angels jets as it descends in a ball of flame and molten metal! That bike is for the hard-core only. You can keep your rattle can black anonymous cold stare living. Not me baby! I'm passing your ass in Technicolor with Strawberry scented smoke so you not only get to see me pass you, but you get to smell the defeat as you try to catch my flourescent ass! Total WIN!
I love two-stroke goodiness! even when it's painted like one of the Blue Angels jets as it descends in a ball of flame and molten metal! That bike is for the hard-core only. You can keep your rattle can black anonymous cold stare living. Not me baby! I'm passing your ass in Technicolor with Strawberry scented smoke so you not only get to see me pass you, but you get to smell the defeat as you try to catch my flourescent ass! Total WIN!
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:41 am
Hells yeah!
To goose: Ttat paint job is not nearly loud enough to match your clown pants and boots ensemble.
To goose: Ttat paint job is not nearly loud enough to match your clown pants and boots ensemble.
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:17 am
Once you get going they blow the proper way.thrasherbill wrote: Worst part of that bike for me is the backwards flames on the front fender. Huge pet peeve of mine.
Also, what is this contraption?
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:44 am
Steam power, yo. It's run off of rubbish.UndertheGun wrote: Also, what is this contraption?
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:50 am
I'm not one to throw stones about paint-jobs. 
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:35 am
Oh, duh. Should've seen that... 
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:04 pm
I would totally ride that. Plus it would match the road bike I want...
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:21 pm
3 into one pipe on a ring ding is my complaint. I can live with people laughing at me at a stoplight as long as I can point up at the light then get my laugh on at their expense.
fella did a nice job, he's probably just a Chargers fan or something.
fella did a nice job, he's probably just a Chargers fan or something.
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:15 pm
Maybe the fender's on backwards.thrasherbill wrote:
Worst part of that bike for me is the backwards flames on the front fender. Huge pet peeve of mine.