UTMC

If so, you are gay.

http://www.dailykostv.com/w/002178/

WTF?

i would guess that would make me the gayest man ever. gayer than richard simmons and christopher lowell having a 3-way with truman capote. perhaps even gayer than the beegees riding rod stewart around like a pony.

i never would have guessed. well, back to the porn.

Wow.

I'm consistently amazed at the level of stupidity coming out of the mouths of those in the political arena these days.

I'm just stunned at how stupid this guy is.


Why are people this dumb allowed to speak in public?

thack wrote:i would guess that would make me the gayest man ever. gayer than richard simmons and christopher lowell having a 3-way with truman capote. perhaps even gayer than the beegees riding rod stewart around like a pony.

i never would have guessed. well, back to the porn.

That is some funny shit.

Dear gayest man ever,
Weren't you going to make me a CD of "special" porn? I know I haven' t been down to Streets lately but I would make a special trip for the special porn.
Best,
The lipstick lesbian from Denver

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!

Every single day, without fail, my home state embarrasses me.

Yesterday was no exception.

Um, OK - so what about literotica.com?

Literotica? Only if you're reading the gay porn...then you'd already be gay...which means you must have linked in from a porn site...where you didn't START out gay...this is now, officially, hurting my head.

I'm sure this guy is deep in the closet. Or at the very least hasn't gotten any in decades.

I wonder how this guy would tackle literary porn or role playing.
Up next, no dancing or singing!

I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.

What does that make those of us who fantasize about guitars & bikes?
Tri-sexual?

Moto_Myotis wrote:I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.

Yes the extra hair makes it harder to type, but I have still managed over 3200 posts here.

AS I told my boys, there's only two types of liars among men, those over 15 who say they've never done it, and those over 30 who say they stopped.

Moto_Myotis wrote:I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.

The *real* dangers are much more sinister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6nUJtn3 ... edded#t=14

I'm totally gay for hot chicks!

It's an old PSA, but a good one:

<a title="MASTURBATION demotivational poster" href="http://www.motifake.com/masturbation-ol ... html"><img title="MASTURBATION Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten... Please, think of the kittens. " width="640" height="553" src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivat ... 1.gif"></a>

Pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.

I get totally hot for my inner skank.

MUST HAVE DOMOKUN!

--Jaeger

Metalredneck wrote:What does that make those of us who fantasize about guitars & bikes?
Tri-sexual?

yes, yes it does! And I'm damn proud to be part of this group!

FastCat wrote:

Moto_Myotis wrote:I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.

The *real* dangers are much more sinister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6nUJtn3 ... edded#t=14

I heart FastCat. I now know what Ann Summers is. Thank you.

I am a big fat sissy homo.

guitargeek wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!

Every single day, without fail, my home state embarrasses me.

Yesterday was no exception.

Feel better, Jesse Jane lives in Oklahoma City. (I only know that because I watched a news show on the porn industry last night. Not because I'm ya' know, GAY.)

Coming out has really made me feel better, I am totally getting a rainbow sticker for my bike now.... after I whack off...

Deep down inside, everyone's a little gay.

Ron White: I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all." And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it." I go, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says "Yeah, I love porn. You know that." I said, "Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?" And he goes, "No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love." And I say "Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?" And he goes "No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock..."
[he trails off] "I did not know that about myself."

goose wrote:

Metalredneck wrote:What does that make those of us who fantasize about guitars & bikes?
Tri-sexual?

yes, yes it does! And I'm damn proud to be part of this group!

+1

What, we gonna start a band now or something?

That AnnSummers.com ad is one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time. But ladies, please, for the love of all things feminine, don't abuse the bean. It should be lavished and loved. Caressed. Comforted and teased, yes - but not just "flicked".

(This message brought to you by the Gay Men Who Love Female Porn Society...and your local Ad Council)

I'm not a fan of porn. Seriously. I've never been able to see the allure of it.

But this speaker guy is probably a pederast:

"It’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre- adolescent boys, boys who are like 10 to 12 years of age."

3-4 years from now, this guy will probably eat a bullet in his bathroom on the Nightly News while his house is surrounded by the feds for a kiddie-porn charge.

Priest says what I was thinking.

Well that was incoherent.