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ICP IN STUMP TOWN

Post by Uncle Billy » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:24 pm

I was talking to a friend of my today who works for the Portland Mercury....

For some reason we started talking about the Insane Clown Posse (ICP) being in town when he told me a photographer he knows set up a photo booth at the concert....



The Blog

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blo ... d-juggalos

The other photos

http://www.mattophoto.com/ClientFolders/icp/


Here were a few of my favorites...


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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:33 pm

Nothing wrong there... stay classy Portland.
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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:30 pm

Those poor people...
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:40 pm

Is there somewhere I can sign up to not go to that show?
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:20 pm

guitargeek wrote:Is there somewhere I can sign up to not go to that show?
:lol: +1

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Re: ICP IN STUMP TOWN

Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:14 pm

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That baby is unbelievably fucked. Remember that face, 1 year from now we will see this woman in the news, after she does enough meth that she actually believes that her hungry crying baby is the devil and she eats it. Story at 11. Also, smoking while pregnant is good for everyone.
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:21 pm

wtf

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Post by Uncle Billy » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:00 pm

at least that baby has the government to save it from cloves...

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:03 pm

People of Walmart in clownface?
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:26 pm

Jesus christ.
Karl, I hope you weren't there...

I was in downtown PDX after an ICP show got out sometime early this year. It was a sight to behold. Meth/whathaveyou addled kids running amuck everywhere and big intersections had squads of nervous coppers fiddling with their batons waiting for something to happen.

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Post by karl package » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:54 pm

I only clown one night a year and it would never coincide with ICP being in town.
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Post by Vespalina » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:55 am

Oddly enough, most Juggalos are just hyped up on too much Faygo and adrenaline. They are quite a site to behold though, especially if you are unfamiliar with the sub-culture - it's very testosterone laced, even with the girls (Juggalettes).

Yes, ICP is one of my guilty pleasures (ducks). Although I have to admit I like their label-mates Twiztid much much more. I take none of it seriously, and all of it very tongue-in-cheek.

I have been to my share of ICP shows, but I never go painted up or get too close to the front of the stage.

You don't know misery until you exit a theater at night in 65 degree weather, soaked to the bone in Diet Root Beer Faygo*, and then have to get into a car and drive home. Never, never, never, never again. (OK, so I did the front-of-the-stage thing once, just to see what it was like. Root Beer and contact lenses are not a good mix.)

ICP (and Twiztid) shows are very interesting places to people-watch though. I highly recommend bringing lawn chairs and popcorn. Bring small bottles of Faygo too...if they start looking restless, just chuck Faygo towards them and they'll leave you alone.

*ICP sprays the crowd with Faygo during their shows. They use warm Diet Root Beer because it sprays farther and launches the 2-liter bottles farther than any other Faygo flavor.
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Post by xaos » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:56 am

As if Detroit didnt havea bad enough reputation, they get to claim ICP as native sons.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:16 pm

Vespalina wrote: Yes, ICP is one of my guilty pleasures (ducks).


Wow.


Do you also shop at Walmart and watch Nascar/WWF?


:lol:



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Post by erosvamp » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:04 pm

I believe The Mag and I are going as ICP fans for Halloween. It is a brilliant costume idea.
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:13 pm

erosvamp wrote:I believe The Mag and I are going as ICP fans for Halloween. It is a brilliant costume idea.


Now that is the real spirit of Halloween! Truly scary.

Don't forget the Faygo and a Walmart candy bag!
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Post by Vespalina » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:01 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:
Vespalina wrote: Yes, ICP is one of my guilty pleasures (ducks).


Wow.


Do you also shop at Walmart and watch Nascar/WWF?


:lol:



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Post by Zer0 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:16 pm

:| Wow

uh,

people

do

that?



just wow

And wassup with the Faygo.? I read Vespalina's comments, but I still don't get it--is there some other weird shit in Faygo?

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Post by Flatline » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:17 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:
erosvamp wrote:I believe The Mag and I are going as ICP fans for Halloween. It is a brilliant costume idea.


Now that is the real spirit of Halloween! Truly scary.

Don't forget the Faygo and a Walmart candy bag!
Don't leave out the meth to make it a truly authentic costume.
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