UTMC

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:51 am**

TMI BELOW

"How to survive a flexible cystoscopy of the male urinary bladder."

I. DON'T. KNOW.

30 years of distracting thoughts; my first big fire, cutting across rural states at suicidal speeds, the one night stand with the chick with the tongue piercing... Not enough to get through a 30 second procedure.

-Rench (now confirmed healthy, if in pain)

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:55 am**

AFAIK there's only one direct path into the male bladder, and I assume that that is the way they went. Poor bastard...

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:07 am**

Ouch.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:55 am**

Right up there with the ol' mini umbrella they use to do a smear test for VD. Let's not ask how I know.

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:30 pm**

Or the steel-wool disguised as a cotton swab they insert into the urethra to check for STD's.

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:03 pm**

Ames wrote:Or the steel-wool disguised as a cotton swab they insert into the urethra to check for STD's.

Please never speak of that again; the memories are still... uncomfortable.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:30 pm**

ahh yes, riding the steel stallion is never.... ever..... ever any fun. Sympathies

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:49 pm**

Well ladies have it bad, too. Nothing like an ice cold metal doodad inserted into your crotch so that some jerk doctor can scrape away at your lady bits. Fun, fun.

UTMC

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