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Sled
El Asbestos Pajamas

Only in Wisconsin

Post by Sled » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:22 pm

Last edited by Sled on Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:30 pm, edited 2 times in total.



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DerGolgo
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Re: Only in Wisconsin

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Sled wrote:http://www.breitbart.tv/watch-as-wiscon ... -clunkers/
The Page! It was not found!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:27 pm

Was it this one?

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Sled
El Asbestos Pajamas

Post by Sled » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:32 pm

Thats the one- Thanks

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:33 pm

And why do you have a cartoon of Mike Krüger as your avatar??
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Sled » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:40 pm

Anyone with a dick nose can't be all bad.

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Post by smashinator » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:03 am

I actually lived in Turtle Lake, WI, briefly. This makes the locals look much friendlier than they are.

That said, I hate the anchor's smug "look at these retards" attitude.

Also, I now want to launch cars into a gravel pit.
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Post by FastCat » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:36 am

O

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...was that a scene out of that "idiocracy" movie?

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Post by Moto_Myotis » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:25 am

:shock:
That's it, I'm moving to Wisconsin.
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:44 am

That is one of the stupidest things I've ever.

Stupid in the awesome way. (even though I'm blushing like a "city boy")

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Post by Disastermined » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:44 am

As much as they can be painfully stupid and backward, occasionally rednecks do come up with something brilliant...

I'm glad to live in WI
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Post by Photo » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:02 am

FastCat wrote:O

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...was that a scene out of that "idiocracy" movie?
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