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And it is on video. Good thing the calves weren't that hungry, or it could have been construed as consent.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
Legal and okay are different things. It's legal to do all sorts of fucked up things.ninemileskid wrote:"'I'm not saying it's okay' Judge Morely said in court after dismissing the charges."
Um, if you dismiss the charges YOU ARE SAYING IT'S OKAY!!!!!!!!
Like hang your dick out there and see if any cows are interested, apparently.
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Personal experience?Sonic Rob wrote: Legal and okay are different things. It's legal to do all sorts of fucked up things.
Like hang your dick out there and see if any cows are interested, apparently.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Filthy(Girl)Bastard
- Tiny Yakuza Enforcer
- Location: Boston.Baltimore
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Peeps in Enumclaw, WA have learned that in matters of love, it is better to give than receive. . . . especially when it comes to horses.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... se15m.html
btw - I believe this prompted Washington legislators to pass bestiality laws.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... se15m.html
btw - I believe this prompted Washington legislators to pass bestiality laws.
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
All I know is what I read in the papers.Jaeger wrote:Personal experience?Sonic Rob wrote: Legal and okay are different things. It's legal to do all sorts of fucked up things.
Like hang your dick out there and see if any cows are interested, apparently.
--Jaeger
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Peeps in Enumclaw, WA have learned that in matters of love, it is better to give than receive. . . . especially when it comes to horses.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... se15m.html
btw - I believe this prompted Washington legislators to pass bestiality laws.
From the above article:
According to my math, that leaves 17 states where sex with animals is totally fine. Seriously? There is nothing on the federal level that makes fucking animals illegal? So, which states are harboring the animal fuckers?Thirty-three states ban sex with animals
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2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Plus a tinge of necrophilia and... ritual mutilation?DerGolgo wrote:A bestial menage-a-trois, if it does.piccini9 wrote:What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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You are not referring to me, I hope...piccini9 wrote:Oh, look who found religion.guitargeek wrote:Plus a tinge of necrophilia and... ritual mutilation?DerGolgo wrote:A bestial menage-a-trois, if it does.piccini9 wrote:What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
You asked for it.
This would have saved him the trouble.
http://www.temptationsdirect.co.uk/x/10 ... e-Cow.html
This would have saved him the trouble.
http://www.temptationsdirect.co.uk/x/10 ... e-Cow.html
Done.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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Necrophilia because the sheep's dead.
Ritual mutilation because, well... just imagine if somebody cut out a piece of your gut and put it on his cock, then fucked somebody with that piece of your intestine.
And I'm already in a cult, no need to start another!
Ritual mutilation because, well... just imagine if somebody cut out a piece of your gut and put it on his cock, then fucked somebody with that piece of your intestine.
And I'm already in a cult, no need to start another!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken