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More police intelligence.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:39 am
by Metalredneck
From the blog:
<a href="
http://failblog.org/2009/10/02/cow-sex-fail/"><img class="mine_2661190912" title="epic-fail-cow-cop-fail" src="
http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/200 ... p-fail.jpg" alt="epic fail pictures" /></a>
see more <a href="http://failblog.org">Fail Blog</a>
And it is on video. Good thing the calves weren't that hungry, or it could have been construed as consent.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:22 am
by Jaeger
Mount Holly, NJ. 'Nuff said.
--Jaeger
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:01 am
by ninemileskid
"'I'm not saying it's okay' Judge Morely said in court after dismissing the charges."
Um, if you dismiss the charges YOU ARE SAYING IT'S OKAY!!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:14 am
by Sonic Rob
ninemileskid wrote:"'I'm not saying it's okay' Judge Morely said in court after dismissing the charges."
Um, if you dismiss the charges YOU ARE SAYING IT'S OKAY!!!!!!!!
Legal and okay are different things. It's legal to do all sorts of fucked up things.
Like hang your dick out there and see if any cows are interested, apparently.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:22 am
by Jaeger
Sonic Rob wrote:
Legal and okay are different things. It's legal to do all sorts of fucked up things.
Like hang your dick out there and see if any cows are interested, apparently.
Personal experience?
--Jaeger
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:22 am
by Filthy(Girl)Bastard
This is not amoosing. It's udderly disgraceful, really.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:47 am
by Sisyphus
They busted a guy in a town back home for having "sex" with his horse; he was standing on a ladder, givin' it to her horsey style. Don't remember what ever happened to him.
I don't hink he was a cop, though.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:55 am
by Rabbit_Fighter
Peeps in Enumclaw, WA have learned that in matters of love, it is better to give than receive. . . . especially when it comes to horses.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... se15m.html
btw - I believe this prompted Washington legislators to pass bestiality laws.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:31 pm
by Sonic Rob
Jaeger wrote:Sonic Rob wrote:
Legal and okay are different things. It's legal to do all sorts of fucked up things.
Like hang your dick out there and see if any cows are interested, apparently.
Personal experience?
--Jaeger
All I know is what I read in the papers.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:09 pm
by ninemileskid
Sisyphus wrote:They busted a guy in a town back home for having "sex" with his horse; he was standing on a ladder, givin' it to her horsey style.
Is that the difference between horsey style and doggy style, the ladder?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:30 pm
by MagnusTheBuilder
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Peeps in Enumclaw, WA have learned that in matters of love, it is better to give than receive. . . . especially when it comes to horses.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... se15m.html
btw - I believe this prompted Washington legislators to pass bestiality laws.
From the above article:
Thirty-three states ban sex with animals
According to my math, that leaves 17 states where sex with animals is totally fine. Seriously? There is nothing on the federal level that makes fucking animals illegal? So, which states are harboring the animal fuckers?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:55 pm
by piccini9
What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:25 pm
by DerGolgo
piccini9 wrote:What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
A bestial menage-a-trois, if it does.
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:04 am
by guitargeek
DerGolgo wrote:piccini9 wrote:What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
A bestial menage-a-trois, if it does.
Plus a tinge of necrophilia and...
ritual mutilation?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:34 am
by piccini9
guitargeek wrote:DerGolgo wrote:piccini9 wrote:What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
A bestial menage-a-trois, if it does.
Plus a tinge of necrophilia and...
ritual mutilation?
Oh, look who found religion.
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:25 pm
by guitargeek
piccini9 wrote:guitargeek wrote:DerGolgo wrote:piccini9 wrote:What about killing a sheep, then using it's intestines to make condoms? Does that count as beastiality?
A bestial menage-a-trois, if it does.
Plus a tinge of necrophilia and...
ritual mutilation?
Oh, look who found religion.
You are
not referring to me, I hope...
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:11 pm
by UndertheGun
Are you starting a cult GG?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:17 pm
by piccini9
Sorry if my attempt at humor missed the mark.
Let's get back to discussions of cow fucking, and other fun stuff.
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:25 pm
by Metalredneck
You asked for it.
This would have saved him the trouble.
http://www.temptationsdirect.co.uk/x/10 ... e-Cow.html
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:37 pm
by guitargeek
Necrophilia because the sheep's dead.
Ritual mutilation because, well... just imagine if somebody cut out a piece of your gut and put it on his cock, then fucked somebody with that piece of your intestine.
And I'm already
in a cult, no need to start another!
