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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
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- go back to the Forum Index
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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kiss your next hour away...
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
kiss your next hour away...
enter the time suck
EDIT - I just learned that some of the content is not work safe.. and permanently damaging to mind and body.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
wtf?
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I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
I would totally hit that...Pancake wrote:wtf?
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
I sooooooo desperately want to read those "materials" and "procedures" pages.
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
umm, yeah, that's going t take awhile to purge. Thanks Pancake! Thanks a lot!Pancake wrote:wtf?
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Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Dude has some chops.Pancake wrote:wtf?
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
I thought the same thing as I watched in horror.GrooveMonkey wrote:Dude has some chops.Pancake wrote:wtf?
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I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
People edit pictures on teh internets? I find this not only shocking but upsetting as well.BackDoorBarbie wrote:kid won a medal on this one, too. that means that this science fair project was one of the top 3 in the entire school, and that thing is going to be exhibited and competing at the state science fair competition... (at least i hope this is only school level and this kid did NOT win a medal at the state level). this was probably in texas.Disastermined wrote:ow...ow.... brain.... ow.... owSonic Rob wrote:
I sooooooo desperately want to read those "materials" and "procedures" pages.
edit: ok. i did some diggin on this (and by that i mean the first google search that appeared) and this is the original image that someone photoshopped
You build it, we break it.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
goose wrote:umm, yeah, that's going t take awhile to purge. Thanks Pancake! Thanks a lot!Pancake wrote:wtf?
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According to what I saw in the video... one might make themselves purge by slamming four glasses of soy milk while wearing a french maid costume.
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I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
Can't decide if I'm relieved or disappointed.BackDoorBarbie wrote:kid won a medal on this one, too. that means that this science fair project was one of the top 3 in the entire school, and that thing is going to be exhibited and competing at the state science fair competition... (at least i hope this is only school level and this kid did NOT win a medal at the state level). this was probably in texas.Disastermined wrote:ow...ow.... brain.... ow.... owSonic Rob wrote:
I sooooooo desperately want to read those "materials" and "procedures" pages.
edit: ok. i did some diggin on this (and by that i mean the first google search that appeared) and this is the original image that someone photoshopped
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
holy shit. beautiful.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
Wait...Sonic Rob wrote:
I sooooooo desperately want to read those "materials" and "procedures" pages.
This is no AIDS:
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But this is AIDS:
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no fuckin way.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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SmAsHeRs
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Neo-Tokyo, NE (omaha)
- Contact:
Pancake wrote:wtf?
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i've never wished i could read characters until seeing this. answers needed!
he kept the promise that me he'd love me forever. he always will.
Disastermined - 1980 GS550L ratbike
"That which does not kill us, makes us stranger." ~Trevor Goodchild