We met at the local casino, they got fuel, we feasted on $9 burgers and delicious beers, then they went on their way (after we talked shit about all you fuckers, of course).
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My mandate with Stiles
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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My mandate with Stiles
Got a PM from Stiles earlier, he's passing through J'Oklahoma on his way to LA with his partner in crime.
We met at the local casino, they got fuel, we feasted on $9 burgers and delicious beers, then they went on their way (after we talked shit about all you fuckers, of course).
Excellent meeting you, Stiles, and Racer X, too!
We met at the local casino, they got fuel, we feasted on $9 burgers and delicious beers, then they went on their way (after we talked shit about all you fuckers, of course).
Excellent meeting you, Stiles, and Racer X, too!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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roadmissile
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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If I recall, the $5 shake was heroin up the nose, but it's been a while since I've seen that movie.
Also, is it just me or does Stiles bear a striking resemblance to this guy?
Also, is it just me or does Stiles bear a striking resemblance to this guy?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Rock
- Superfudge!
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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He was hired last week to be the new service manager at a dealership in LA: Ducati, Aprilia, MV Agusta. Had to be there at 9:00 AM today, so he and a friend made the marathon transcontinental dash. I got a msg from him late last night that they'd arrived safe & sound, I assume he took a nap and is on the job as I write this.Rock wrote:where/what is brother stiles up to now?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I am in L.A. now, did my first management meeting this morning, and the first day of work with the dealership open is tomorrow.
It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally...
It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally...
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Jaeger
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Aw, fucker! I was looking forward to finally meeting you at DOOM!stiles wrote:I am in L.A. now, did my first management meeting this morning, and the first day of work with the dealership open is tomorrow.
It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally...
Still, congrats on the new gig! I'm sure Zero and the West Coasters will take care of your Jersey ass just fine.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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This is the first time I've seen a pic of brother Stiles, and that's how AZ and Buttzilla described him. Spot on.guitargeek wrote:If I recall, the $5 shake was heroin up the nose, but it's been a while since I've seen that movie.
Also, is it just me or does Stiles bear a striking resemblance to this guy?
Congrats to Stiles. How many truckloads of Ducs are you bringing to Ragnarok?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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SomeMook
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+1 on the new job chief. Great news!Jaeger wrote:Aw, fucker! I was looking forward to finally meeting you at DOOM!stiles wrote:I am in L.A. now, did my first management meeting this morning, and the first day of work with the dealership open is tomorrow.
It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally...
Still, congrats on the new gig! I'm sure Zero and the West Coasters will take care of your Jersey ass just fine.
--Jaeger
Too bad you won't be here for Doom.
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Congrats on the new Job. Enjoy the year-round riding weather. Oh, wait, scratch that. You rode year round in New Jersey.
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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Re: My mandate with Stiles
You're doing it wrong.guitargeek wrote:
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
Re: My mandate with Stiles
Notably, that is the first time my bike has ever been in the back of a pickup truck. If I could figure out a way to tow the 10,000 lb trailer hooked to said truck behind my bike, I would've.GrooveMonkey wrote:guitargeek wrote:
You're doing it wrong.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Heh heh, and now he can lanesplit while he's enjoying the better year-round riding weather. Stiles for the win win.MoraleHazard wrote:Congrats on the new Job. Enjoy the year-round riding weather. Oh, wait, scratch that. You rode year round in New Jersey.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
