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MagnusTheBuilder
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Piano Staircase is awesome.

Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:38 pm

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-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
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Post by erosvamp » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:13 pm

Brilliant.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:59 pm

Pure awesomeness.

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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:58 pm

Epic win.

also check out the world's deepest bin.


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Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:00 pm

I want to play on one of those! And then push someone down them.
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:49 pm

Can we have one at the future UTMC clubhouse?

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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:34 am

Those nutty Germans!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:33 am

UndertheGun wrote:Can we have one at the future UTMC clubhouse?
Wait?!? When are we getting a clubhouse?
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Post by Ames » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:38 am

No clubhouses! Too much bad history with this...though an underground fortress, that may be the way to go.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:12 pm

Clubhouse! Extra girls allowed!

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Post by Uncle Billy » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:58 am

Flatline wrote:I want to play on one of those! And then push someone down them.
+1

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:26 pm

Ames wrote:No clubhouses! Too much bad history with this...though an underground fortress, that may be the way to go.
We could pool some money and buy a titan missile silo in Kansas. It would be fun.
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Post by piccini9 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:35 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Ames wrote:No clubhouses! Too much bad history with this...though an underground fortress, that may be the way to go.
We could pool some money and buy a titan missile silo in Kansas. It would be fun.
Only if it comes with a missile.

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Post by calamari kid » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:15 pm

piccini9 wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Ames wrote:No clubhouses! Too much bad history with this...though an underground fortress, that may be the way to go.
We could pool some money and buy a titan missile silo in Kansas. It would be fun.
Only if it comes with a missile.
This crowd? I bet ya we could build one. Then declare independence.
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more girls should be screamers...

Post by SmAsHeRs » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:05 am

it just goes to show that everything is better with sound effects.

he kept the promise that me he'd love me forever. he always will.


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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:11 pm

If we are going to have a clubhouse we are going to need a uniform...
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/1420473887.html
Chaps, Chrome plated with Nickel plated fringe - $250 (Graham)
Date: 2009-10-13, 7:25PM PDT
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Have the latest in hot weather Harley-Davidson genuine outlaw biker gear. As everyone knows chrome reflects heat and the nickel plated fringe dissipates static electricity as you ride so you won't blow yourself up refueling. Be the only cool biker in the parade. Order now and be the first to have this NASA invented gear. $250.95
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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Post by Ames » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:36 pm

Don't need uniforms in an underground freakin' bunker!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:44 pm

Ames wrote:Don't need uniforms in an underground freakin' bunker!
If we're going as far as a clubhouse we need some "genuine outlaw biker gear"! And nickel plated fringes... how could you possibly say no?!?!?!?
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

Ames
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Post by Ames » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:56 pm

A clubhouse centralizes us and as "terrorists" I think that's kind of antithetical to our whole shtick. Besides, as previously mentioned, clubhouses have wreaked havoc in the past. Long story about one of the earlier incarnations of the UTMC.

Underground bunker, that's the way to go.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:58 pm

I'm totally serious about those chrome and nickel plated fringed buttless chaps!

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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