UTMC

... and a dip in your hip, and read this terribly funny onion article.
it made me smile.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30102

Rooflez

"Sources speculate that an inadvertent hip shake by Rucker, who briefly lost his balance stumbling over a stray mandolin, may have accidentally summoned the Mothership."

'"I had a 9 a.m. meeting the next day with a very important client," said concertgoer/stockbroker James Norridge, 42, who did not go to sleep until well after midnight. "I really needed to be at the top of my game."
Norridge's disappointment was typical of the 17,456 whites in attendance.
"I did not wish to get 'funked up,'" said Roger Kleist, 33. "If I did, I would have attended a Dave Matthews Band concert."'