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Marge Simpson poses for Playboy - Not on TV but for Real

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:08 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091009/ap_ ... ge_simpson

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No, it's not the next Simpsons episode (although it would make a heck of a crossover marketing event), there will actually be nude, officially sanctioned Marge Simpson pictures in the next Playboy.

What the heck?

I mean Playboy featuring a graphic artist's hard work as the centerfold rather than a real person is the norm, isn't it, but what does this say about Playboy, the Simpsons, and a society that will buy this?

Can you imagine Wilma Flintstone in Playboy?
Well, okay, but do you honestly think this could have happened back when the Flintstones were still current?


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Re: Marge Simpson poses for Playboy - Not on TV but for Real

Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:01 pm

DerGolgo wrote: Can you imagine Wilma Flintstone in Playboy?
Mmmmm...

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Post by SidVicious » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:13 pm

i'd hit it.
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Post by SmAsHeRs » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:15 am

two questions: does the carpet match the drapes (or linoleum!?!), and when does playboy go Guro?

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:52 am

Other Rejected Cartoon Cover Girls.

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Post by SmAsHeRs » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:36 pm

3 of 4 dangerously close to furry propaganda... not sure what to think of olive oyl.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:59 pm

SmAsHeRs wrote:3 of 4 dangerously close to furry propaganda... not sure what to think of olive oyl.
Don't think too hard about Olive Oyl, some things you just can't un-see. At least not without some serious brain-bleach.

The one that bothered me the most is the one with Kanga, seriously, how fucked up is it to have a kid in the picture with his mom on the cover of playboy, that is some serious therapy down the road. Also... 'Get Up In There?' seems offensive for no real specific reason, just generally icky.
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Post by sweetpea » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:37 pm

and here are Disney's males um...enhanced?

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Post by SmAsHeRs » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:20 am

fucking creepy. i love my fair share of hentai but those are just creepy. except kuzco was funny.

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Post by Jaeger » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:36 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
The one that bothered me the most is the one with Kanga, seriously, how fucked up is it to have a kid in the picture with his mom on the cover of playboy, that is some serious therapy down the road. Also... 'Get Up In There?' seems offensive for no real specific reason, just generally icky.[/color]
What're you talking about, man? THAT'S THE BEST PART!

Ok, ok -- I actually had an argument with an Aussie some years ago when I accused him of being a kangaroo fucker... he corrected me. "We don't fuck the kangaroos; their tails get in the way. They felliate us."

But yeah... mmm... marsupial sodomy... dets hawt.

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Post by rc26 » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:46 am

Marge's sisters. Now that would be a hot centerfold.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:24 am

Heard on the radio this morning that the marge issue of playboy is out on newsstands today.
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