Seriously? Does nobody just throw dirt clods at each other anymore?As he was sitting by the pool, someone came up and doused him with a flammable liquid, then set him ablaze.
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DerGolgo
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Fuck almighty. What the fuck is wrong with that fucker?
Throwing the perp in prison or juvenile hall would probably only do him a favour, he'd be bringing along his own tough-guy credits. I refuse to believe that a sane person would do something like that. Lock him in the bughouse.
Throwing the perp in prison or juvenile hall would probably only do him a favour, he'd be bringing along his own tough-guy credits. I refuse to believe that a sane person would do something like that. Lock him in the bughouse.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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No, you leave the ears.Sisyphus wrote:I think that's worth removing the perp's ears.
Oh, when I get to be king....
"To the pain."
Remove everything but the ears, so he can listen to the shrieks of horror.
I wouldn't mind having those aggro little bastards as my morning punching bags. Keep em just alive enough to beat 'em every day.
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I've always said "75% of the worlds problems can be solved with a good rock fight."MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Seriously? Does nobody just throw dirt clods at each other anymore?
Everything is even when someone take one to the head.
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there's kerosene around, let's find something to do... yea, these kids are too young to know big black.problemaddict wrote:I bet i know the name of their favorite band
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When I was a stupid teenager, I used to ask people if I could set them on fire. Of course, I knew I wouldn't actually do it. Thankfully no one said yes (which would have resulted in my stammering an excuse and bolting, most likely).
leading into...
leading into...
Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?SmAsHeRs wrote: there's kerosene around, let's find something to do... yea, these kids are too young to know big black.
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Kerosenerolly wrote:There's another Big Black.smashinator wrote: Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?
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Nice!SmAsHeRs wrote:Kerosenerolly wrote:There's another Big Black.smashinator wrote: Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?
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Where's my goddamn applesauce?!Korpen wrote:Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
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Just set the hose down slowly and you can sit in your rocking chair and talk about when you were my age.Jaeger wrote:Where's my goddamn applesauce?!Korpen wrote:Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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Here is a follow up, it has more details on what has transpired since the initial post.
Here is a follow up, it has more details on what has transpired since the initial post.
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Korpen wrote:Just set the hose down slowly and you can sit in your rocking chair and talk about when you were my age.Jaeger wrote:Where's my goddamn applesauce?!Korpen wrote:Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
No, Mook -- that's not age, that's the clean living doing it to me.Mookiepants wrote:You old folks are always forgetting stuff.
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Huh, is it a bad thing that the first think I wonder is what kind of bike?
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Jaeger wrote:Korpen wrote:Just set the hose down slowly and you can sit in your rocking chair and talk about when you were my age.Jaeger wrote:Where's my goddamn applesauce?!Korpen wrote:Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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