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Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:11 pm**

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/10/ ... michae.php

As he was sitting by the pool, someone came up and doused him with a flammable liquid, then set him ablaze.

Seriously? Does nobody just throw dirt clods at each other anymore?

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:21 pm**

People suck. And the comments on that article make me want to set myself on fire.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:28 pm**

Fuck almighty. What the fuck is wrong with that fucker?

Throwing the perp in prison or juvenile hall would probably only do him a favour, he'd be bringing along his own tough-guy credits. I refuse to believe that a sane person would do something like that. Lock him in the bughouse.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:36 pm**

i don't understand why he didn't jump in the pool.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:43 pm**

Everyone assumes that
a) the pool is full of water
b) a kid that has just been SET ON FIRE can think straight.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:15 pm**

I think that's worth removing the perp's ears.

Oh, when I get to be king....

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:32 pm**

rolly wrote:People suck. And the comments on that article make me want to set myself on fire.

Seriously... What the fuck is wrong with those people?

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:14 pm**

Sisyphus wrote:I think that's worth removing the perp's ears.

Oh, when I get to be king....

No, you leave the ears.

"To the pain."
Remove everything but the ears, so he can listen to the shrieks of horror.

I wouldn't mind having those aggro little bastards as my morning punching bags. Keep em just alive enough to beat 'em every day.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:33 pm**

I bet i know the name of their favorite band

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:32 pm**

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Seriously? Does nobody just throw dirt clods at each other anymore?

I've always said "75% of the worlds problems can be solved with a good rock fight."

Everything is even when someone take one to the head.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:18 am**

Kid probly won't be buying any more video games he doesn't intend to pay for.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:00 am**

Y'know... maybe these kids are on to something...

I bet THEY could get the banking corporations to 'fess-up where all that money from the bail-out went!

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:39 am**

astonishing that the report named the perps.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:20 am**

problemaddict wrote:I bet i know the name of their favorite band

there's kerosene around, let's find something to do... yea, these kids are too young to know big black.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:56 pm**

When I was a stupid teenager, I used to ask people if I could set them on fire. Of course, I knew I wouldn't actually do it. Thankfully no one said yes (which would have resulted in my stammering an excuse and bolting, most likely).

leading into...

SmAsHeRs wrote: there's kerosene around, let's find something to do... yea, these kids are too young to know big black.

Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:34 pm**

smashinator wrote: Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?

There's another Big Black.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:47 pm**

rolly wrote:
smashinator wrote: Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?
There's another Big Black.

Kerosene

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:42 pm**

problemaddict wrote:I bet i know the name of their favorite band

Let me guess...

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:13 pm**

Korpen wrote:
problemaddict wrote:I bet i know the name of their favorite band
Let me guess...

Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...

--Jaeger

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:25 am**

Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...

Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:30 am**

SmAsHeRs wrote:
rolly wrote:
smashinator wrote: Are you referring to the Tony Iommi/Bill Ward hilarity, or is there another big black?
There's another Big Black.

Kerosene

Nice!

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:50 am**

Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?

Where's my goddamn applesauce?!

--Jaeger

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:00 pm**

Jaeger wrote:
Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?
Where's my goddamn applesauce?!

--Jaeger

You old folks are always forgetting stuff.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:00 pm**

Jaeger wrote:
Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?
Where's my goddamn applesauce?!

Just set the hose down slowly and you can sit in your rocking chair and talk about when you were my age.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:42 pm**

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 6257.story

Here is a follow up, it has more details on what has transpired since the initial post.

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:54 am**

Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?
Where's my goddamn applesauce?!
Just set the hose down slowly and you can sit in your rocking chair and talk about when you were my age.

Mookiepants wrote:You old folks are always forgetting stuff.

No, Mook -- that's not age, that's the clean living doing it to me.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:03 pm**

Huh, is it a bad thing that the first think I wonder is what kind of bike?

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:44 pm**

Jaeger wrote:
Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
Korpen wrote:
Jaeger wrote: Oh, you kids and your "rock and roll" music...
Haha is that a veiled threat for us to get off your lawn?
Where's my goddamn applesauce?!
Just set the hose down slowly and you can sit in your rocking chair and talk about when you were my age.

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:51 pm**

mtne wrote:Huh, is it a bad thing that the first think I wonder is what kind of bike?

I still want to know!

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