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But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Ballistics and bullet design... at 1,000 frames/second.
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--Jaeger
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--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
- SmAsHeRs
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
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is it just me or does the techno music make that vaguely sexual?
disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.
disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.
he kept the promise that me he'd love me forever. he always will.
Disastermined - 1980 GS550L ratbike
"That which does not kill us, makes us stranger." ~Trevor Goodchild
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Bullet Pr0n needs more waka-ja-wakas.SmAsHeRs wrote:is it just me or does the techno music make that vaguely sexual?
disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
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- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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That's what lets my daughter win Kart races...

When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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SidVicious
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MagnusTheBuilder
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I like the fact that when the target is struck in profile, you can actually see the metal change structure.
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-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Yes, it was a pretty amazing video. And the music did make it feel a lot sexier.
I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered.
Does this video make anyone else moist?
I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered.
Does this video make anyone else moist?
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
BDB was a given; the rest were more of a surprise.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered.
Heh, you said "moist."MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Does this video make anyone else moist?
MOIST.
I like that word.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Seriously, what doesn't turn her on? I think it would be a short list. (Do we have a thread for that already?)Jaeger wrote:BDB was a given;
And yeah, 'moist' is one of my all time favorite words. It makes an awful lot of people very uncomfortable.
Especially people who are already moist, or at least damp.
Just to be clear, 'damp' in not nearly as sexy. It has more of a mildewy basement connotation whereas 'moist' conjures images of having to wring out a pair of panties with two hands. I'm just sayin', it is both uncomfortable and sexy. I can't ask much more from a word. 'Soaked' is good too, but honestly, for me it seems to accurately describe doing a bad/good job of washing my car. Now 'gushing' or 'gush' that is a hot word, perhaps because it is so close visually to the word 'gash' which is slang for vagina. Plus it seems to be what happens in at least on national park in this country, so that is pretty sexy. National parks are really sexy, don't forget that.
Thanks to all of the interesting words pertaining to various states of being wet, but mostly...
Hooray for Moist.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Perhaps you should stop worrying about the transparency and find something with some absorbency.BackDoorBarbie wrote: am i that transparent?
Gross.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
-
MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Sometimes it means you did something really right, for several minutes, and usually in a clockwise motion.BackDoorBarbie wrote:whats more gross is the imagery of a gushing gash... eew, that sounds like a need for a doctor
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
-
MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I've never called it an 'axe' before, but 'inflict' is a good way to phrase it.BackDoorBarbie wrote:no, it sounds like something that gets inflicted from an axe!
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
It took her a minute to catch up.BackDoorBarbie wrote:funny, because another colorful colloquialism for "it" is an axe wound... sooo....
Yep, I'm a thing. Really when you think about it, aren't we all just nouns?BackDoorBarbie wrote: thats eros's.![]()
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:


