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Post by Jaeger » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:26 am

Ballistics and bullet design... at 1,000 frames/second.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfDoQwIAaXg&co ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfDoQwIAaXg&co ... edded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:14 am

I don't think you need to be a gun geek to appreciate that.

Beautiful.

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Post by SmAsHeRs » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:23 am

is it just me or does the techno music make that vaguely sexual?

disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.

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Post by Groove » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:27 am

SmAsHeRs wrote:is it just me or does the techno music make that vaguely sexual?

disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.
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Post by Flatline » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:22 am

I too could watch that for over 10 minutes.

Also for us geeks:

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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:35 pm

Flatline wrote:...bizzare gif of cartoonish wmd...
WTF was that?
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Post by Bo_9 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:46 pm

That's what lets my daughter win Kart races...
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Post by SidVicious » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:59 pm

Bo_9 wrote:That's what lets my daughter win Kart races...
:lol:
hah hah :wink:
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Post by elem » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:43 pm

even violence is especially beautiful at that speed.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:12 am

I like the fact that when the target is struck in profile, you can actually see the metal change structure.
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Post by Flatline » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:12 am

Sisyphus wrote:
Flatline wrote:...bizzare gif of cartoonish wmd...
WTF was that?
It's a Bullet Bill. Those silly plumbers jump on 'em.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:12 am

Yes, it was a pretty amazing video. And the music did make it feel a lot sexier.

I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered. :wink:

Does this video make anyone else moist?
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:22 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered. :wink:
BDB was a given; the rest were more of a surprise.
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Does this video make anyone else moist?
Heh, you said "moist."

MOIST.

I like that word.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:37 am

Jaeger wrote:BDB was a given;
Seriously, what doesn't turn her on? I think it would be a short list. (Do we have a thread for that already?)


And yeah, 'moist' is one of my all time favorite words. It makes an awful lot of people very uncomfortable.

Especially people who are already moist, or at least damp.

Just to be clear, 'damp' in not nearly as sexy. It has more of a mildewy basement connotation whereas 'moist' conjures images of having to wring out a pair of panties with two hands. I'm just sayin', it is both uncomfortable and sexy. I can't ask much more from a word. 'Soaked' is good too, but honestly, for me it seems to accurately describe doing a bad/good job of washing my car. Now 'gushing' or 'gush' that is a hot word, perhaps because it is so close visually to the word 'gash' which is slang for vagina. Plus it seems to be what happens in at least on national park in this country, so that is pretty sexy. National parks are really sexy, don't forget that.

Thanks to all of the interesting words pertaining to various states of being wet, but mostly...

Hooray for Moist.
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:38 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
am i that transparent?
As an unmuddied lake, BDB. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:43 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote: am i that transparent?
Perhaps you should stop worrying about the transparency and find something with some absorbency.

Gross.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:37 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:whats more gross is the imagery of a gushing gash... eew, that sounds like a need for a doctor
Sometimes it means you did something really right, for several minutes, and usually in a clockwise motion.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:25 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:no, it sounds like something that gets inflicted from an axe!
I've never called it an 'axe' before, but 'inflict' is a good way to phrase it.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:58 pm

Get a room. :roll:

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Post by erosvamp » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:14 pm

piccini9 wrote:Get a room. :roll:
Hey! I don't share.
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Post by erosvamp » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:39 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote: ...and yeah, piccini, dont get confused here, im not that kind of girl, thats eros's. :)
Right! That's mine.

*giggle

that ...not he.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:53 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:funny, because another colorful colloquialism for "it" is an axe wound... sooo....
It took her a minute to catch up.
BackDoorBarbie wrote: thats eros's. :)
Yep, I'm a thing. Really when you think about it, aren't we all just nouns?
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:51 pm

I'm a floor wax, and a dessert topping.

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Post by Groove » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:07 pm

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Post by Jaeger » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:06 am

And so once again we degenerate from violence/guns into sexual innuendo/perversion.

I fuckin' love you people.

:mrgreen:

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