UTMC

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:26 am**

Ballistics and bullet design... at 1,000 frames/second.

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--Jaeger

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:14 am**

I don't think you need to be a gun geek to appreciate that.

Beautiful.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:23 am**

is it just me or does the techno music make that vaguely sexual?

disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:27 am**

SmAsHeRs wrote:is it just me or does the techno music make that vaguely sexual?

disastermined: you know there's 10 minutes of that, right?
me: I could watch that for 10 minutes.

Bullet Pr0n needs more waka-ja-wakas.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:22 am**

I too could watch that for over 10 minutes.

Also for us geeks:

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:35 pm**

Flatline wrote:...bizzare gif of cartoonish wmd...

WTF was that?

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:46 pm**

That's what lets my daughter win Kart races...

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:59 pm**

Bo_9 wrote:That's what lets my daughter win Kart races...

hah hah

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:43 pm**

even violence is especially beautiful at that speed.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:12 am**

I like the fact that when the target is struck in profile, you can actually see the metal change structure.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:12 am**

Sisyphus wrote:
Flatline wrote:...bizzare gif of cartoonish wmd...
WTF was that?

It's a Bullet Bill. Those silly plumbers jump on 'em.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:12 am**

Yes, it was a pretty amazing video. And the music did make it feel a lot sexier.

I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered.

Does this video make anyone else moist?

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:22 am**

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
I think that it is funny/telling that this video has made several of the female board members all hot and bothered.

BDB was a given; the rest were more of a surprise.

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Does this video make anyone else moist?

Heh, you said "moist."

MOIST.

I like that word.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:37 am**

Jaeger wrote:BDB was a given;

Seriously, what doesn't turn her on? I think it would be a short list. (Do we have a thread for that already?)

And yeah, 'moist' is one of my all time favorite words. It makes an awful lot of people very uncomfortable.

Especially people who are already moist, or at least damp.

Just to be clear, 'damp' in not nearly as sexy. It has more of a mildewy basement connotation whereas 'moist' conjures images of having to wring out a pair of panties with two hands. I'm just sayin', it is both uncomfortable and sexy. I can't ask much more from a word. 'Soaked' is good too, but honestly, for me it seems to accurately describe doing a bad/good job of washing my car. Now 'gushing' or 'gush' that is a hot word, perhaps because it is so close visually to the word 'gash' which is slang for vagina. Plus it seems to be what happens in at least on national park in this country, so that is pretty sexy. National parks are really sexy, don't forget that.

Thanks to all of the interesting words pertaining to various states of being wet, but mostly...

Hooray for Moist.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:38 am**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
am i that transparent?

As an unmuddied lake, BDB. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:43 am**

BackDoorBarbie wrote: am i that transparent?

Perhaps you should stop worrying about the transparency and find something with some absorbency.

Gross.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:37 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:whats more gross is the imagery of a gushing gash... eew, that sounds like a need for a doctor

Sometimes it means you did something really right, for several minutes, and usually in a clockwise motion.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:25 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:no, it sounds like something that gets inflicted from an axe!

I've never called it an 'axe' before, but 'inflict' is a good way to phrase it.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:58 pm**

Get a room.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:14 pm**

piccini9 wrote:Get a room.

Hey! I don't share.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:39 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote: ...and yeah, piccini, dont get confused here, im not that kind of girl, thats eros's.

Right! That's mine.

*giggle

that ...not he.

Boys are objects.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:53 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:funny, because another colorful colloquialism for "it" is an axe wound... sooo....

It took her a minute to catch up.

BackDoorBarbie wrote: thats eros's.

Yep, I'm a thing. Really when you think about it, aren't we all just nouns?

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:51 pm**

I'm a floor wax, and a dessert topping.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:07 pm**

I'm Man Tool! TM

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:06 am**

And so once again we degenerate from violence/guns into sexual innuendo/perversion.

I fuckin' love you people.

--Jaeger

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