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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:12 am
by Ames
I wonder how many people wandered around the corner and saw that and said, "That's it! I'm never drinking again!"

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:55 am
by Metalredneck
"Hey, Boo-Boo! Is that a two-four I see?"
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:26 am
by MagnusTheBuilder
And you could get <a href="
http://www.denverpost.com/technology/ci_13570692">stuck in a car!</a> and get away with trying to steal it.

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:59 am
by Flatline
Should give it some Baronjager.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:22 am
by MagnusTheBuilder
Flatline wrote:Should give it some Baronjager.
Holy Fuck! Bärenjäger is my favorite! It gives you a hangover and diabetes. Honey liquor for the win! For a few years, that shit was REALLY hard to find here in CO, no idea why. (Probably to keep the bears away.) I love introducing people to it.
If you see this bottle:
Buy it and drink it. You will not regret it, I promise.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:33 am
by MagnusTheBuilder
BackDoorBarbie wrote:
HAHAHA! the best part is the tongue marks in the window!
Haha, you said tongue marks.
BackDoorBarbie wrote:
these guys get everywhere and no one wants to fuck with them, i want one!
I hear there are a bunch on match.com

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:43 am
by guitargeek
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Holy Fuck! Bärenjäger is my favorite!
That shit is fucking
nasty!
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:51 pm
by DerGolgo
You see, that's what the fucking economy is doing.
People can't afford to vacation at Yosemite anymore, so the bears loose out all those picnic baskets and have to go looking for work in fucking convenience stores, for which they are so totally unprepared, they end up aimlessly walking the aisles.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:37 pm
by Zer0
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
So in other words, that's mead, right?
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:26 pm
by MagnusTheBuilder
Zer0 wrote:
So in other words, that's mead, right?
Exactly, in the same way that Jägermeister is a Blo-Pop because they both have sugar in them. (I am kidding)
Actually, enough being a dick for no reason, Bärenjäger is basically a honey flavored vodka, but it is a Liqueur. The difference; Mead is fermented using yeast (The yeast eats the sugars and turns it into alcohol), and Bärenjäger is an infusion of honey with the alcohol (From a distilled source, in this case a vodka derivative), this makes it very sweet. Liqueur is not brewed.
But very close, most people think mead when they think of honey liquor.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:39 pm
by Zer0
I knew the difference already. I've made mead before. So this stuff is no different from rootbeer or peppermint schnapps. Got it.
I'll pass.
But pass me some mead and I start looking for Grendel.